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| image = [[File: | | image = [[File:Gabe.jpg]] | ||
| age = physically about 25, mentally about 13 | | age = physically about 25, mentally about 13 | ||
| gender = Male Conforming | | gender = Male Conforming | ||
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| affiliations = Don't know. | | affiliations = Don't know. | ||
| aliases = Frontman, Egg Boy, Humpty Dumpty, The Thumb, Omelette | | aliases = Frontman, Egg Boy, Humpty Dumpty, The Thumb, Omelette | ||
| instagram = https://instagram.com/frontman_the3rd | | instagram = https://instagram.com/frontman_the3rd<br/>https://instagram.com/frontman_2022<br/>https://www.instagram.com/frontman_mrqknowsall | ||
https://instagram.com/frontman_2022 | |||
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/gabby.rae.77 | | facebook = https://www.facebook.com/gabby.rae.77 | ||
| telegram = idk | | telegram = idk | ||
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== Habitat == | == Habitat == | ||
He can generally be found in his bedroom, livestreaming on Instagram, while obsessing over the Twitch chats of [https://twitch.tv/ | He can generally be found in his bedroom, livestreaming on Instagram, while obsessing over the Twitch chats of [https://twitch.tv/cookerwatch CookerWatch] and [https://twitch.tv/discodeadpigeon DiscoDeadPigeon], much to the detriment of his guests, his attention rapidly drifting away from them, to fully fixate on his new addiction, leftist Twitch chat. Gabe was gifted subs to both of these channels. | ||
== Diet == | == Diet == | ||
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Gabe appears to hate women, while it is comical because he throws tantrums like a boy that partook in an emotionally incestuous relationship with a female care-giver, probably his mother, it is also alarming to the entire female population of Earth. One could stipulate Gabe's rampant misogyny lends validity to the accusations he is a 'bad egg'. Gabe's stinky thousand year egg legacy rings true to those who have encountered the asshole stench of his anti-women hate speech. Egg Daddy has proven to women far and wide that he lacks the charisma or sexual appeal to be worthy of any woman, ever. Women believe Gabe pretends that he finds the egg commentary humorous as a tactic to lower ones defenses, however the hairless soft cock toxic man remains suspicious. Mr 'Don't get personal' himself has on several occasions belittled women who had the misfortune of partaking in his live Instagram videos. The fragile ego of | Gabe appears to hate women, while it is comical because he throws tantrums like a boy that partook in an emotionally incestuous relationship with a female care-giver, probably his mother, it is also alarming to the entire female population of Earth. The hen that laid this egg probably regrets roosting on what someday would be rotten and chipped. One could stipulate Gabe's rampant misogyny lends validity to the accusations he is a 'bad egg'. Gabe's stinky thousand year egg legacy rings true to those who have encountered the asshole stench of his anti-women hate speech. Egg Daddy has proven to women far and wide that he lacks the charisma or sexual appeal to be worthy of any woman, ever. Egg Pappi has been seen for what he truly is, nothing at all it was cracked up to be. Women believe Gabe pretends that he finds the egg commentary humorous as a tactic to lower ones defenses, however the hairless soft cock toxic man remains suspicious. Mr 'Don't get personal' himself has on several occasions belittled women who had the misfortune of partaking in his live Instagram videos. The fragile ego of an egg that's life has boiled down to seeking validation on Instagram to a small number of moronic viewers and leftist trolls has truly been shattered. The infamous jaw clenching that is visible when, an egg afraid of being beaten and scrambled, is being schooled by a woman will truly be his last legacy before the world moves on and validates his greatest fear, irrelevancy. | ||
== Personal Life == | == Personal Life == | ||
[[File:Gabriel.jpg|thumb|left|Unsolicited dick pic]] | |||
Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics. | Gabe currently appears to be listless and directionless in life, perhaps due to his recent involvement in a one-sided parasocial relationship, as he yearns for and obsesses over a popular Twitch streamer known for her egg-baiting antics. | ||
Gabes favourite pastime is throwing tantrums, banning commenters and participants, and threatening to leave social media for good, only to come back a day or two later after his fried dopamine receptors need the itch scratched for attention and validation. Scientists are unsure if his empty threats of social media abandonment outnumber the amount of times he interrupts people during a live stream. | |||
On February 27 2022, Gabe briefly vanished from the internet and appeared to delete all of his social media accounts, after ''allegations'' emerged that he had beaten the shit out of his girlfriend. Despite photos emerging of her injuries, Gabe did a classic Gabe, returning to social media '''again''' to refute the claims, insisting that it's a plot to discredit him, by [[Tony|other cookers who made the allegations public]]. As of late, Gabe appears to become instantly irate when anyone mentions the allegations, often challenging those who comment, to come on his live and say it to his face. Those who do go on his live and say it to his face, are of course, also instantly banned. | |||
On the morning of March 13, 2022, it was confirmed to nobodies surprise, that Gabe has a history of sending unsolicited dick pics to women while drunk. As such, this is presumed to be something which happens quite frequently. | |||
Observers have recently noted, that Gabe is doing an awful lot of sniffling during his live streams, while becoming even more irate and nonsensical than usual. He also doesn't seem to have any friends, as nobody has ever been seen in the same room, since the departure of his girlfriend. | |||
== Soundbites == | == Soundbites == | ||