Category:Utensils of War
The Holy Speaking Dildo also known as the Speaking stick, or the let me speak, bitch is the most sacred of relic of the cookers. It appears to be a black 18" black rubber dildo that with a alarmingly non-flared safety base.
It was used exclusively for the Cooker Open Mic Night Grand Final, though was not seen shortly after the conclusion of the event. It is believed that Danni, the winner of the inaugural event, has taken it to prevent her from conceiving another child.