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Not much about Kent's background has yet been determined, apart from he is a raging fundamentalist Christian and ex police officer of 18 years. Coincidentally very similar to Peter Dutton, they always seem to come out of Queensland 🙄 | Not much about Kent's background has yet been determined, apart from he is a raging fundamentalist Christian and ex police officer of 18 years. Coincidentally very similar to Peter Dutton, they always seem to come out of Queensland 🙄 | ||
== Cooker Activities/Street Cred == | == Cooker Activities/Street Cred == | ||
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Back to Maximum Leader though, here he is lounging casually against a fence whilst seducing the female acolyte conducting the interview with his eyes and Jim Carrey-esque smile, whilst brainwashing her and everyone watching it with rat cunning and crafty sales spiel to join in reclaiming their stolen v̶a̶l̶o̶u̶r̶ freedom and taking back their country from the infidels and globohomos. | Back to Maximum Leader though, here he is lounging casually against a fence whilst seducing the female acolyte conducting the interview with his eyes and Jim Carrey-esque smile, whilst brainwashing her and everyone watching it with rat cunning and crafty sales spiel to join in reclaiming their stolen v̶a̶l̶o̶u̶r̶ freedom and taking back their country from the infidels and globohomos. | ||
<youtube>IB5r1B-7cxI</youtube> | <youtube>IB5r1B-7cxI</youtube> | ||
== Beliefs == | |||
Maximum Leader Kent seems a bit elevated on the hysterical paranoid schizophrenic scale, believing the ADF are currently engaging in paramilitary drills after nightfall training how to spear tackle and jab any wayward citizens who do not submit to their 26th booster shot | |||
<youtube>OpREezsOtew</youtube> | |||