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{{#description2:Cookerpedia documents the activities and individuals in Australia who are cookers. We track anti-semites, sovereign citizens, and far-right lunatics.}} | |||
=== Welcome to Cookerpedia! === | === Welcome to Cookerpedia! === | ||
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Cookerpedia documents the activities | Cookerpedia documents the activities of individuals in Australia who are [[Cooker|cookers]]. | ||
Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe. | Cookers consist of people who believe a wide range of conspiracy theories, whether mainstream or fringe. | ||
[[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]] | [[File:pentagramas.gif|thumb|THE SATANTIC CABAL OF GLOBALIST GOVERNENMT AKA THE AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION]] | ||
[[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif| | [[File:Freemason illuminati wtc ani.gif|left|9/11 AKA CIA FLASE FLAG TO MAKE NEW WORLD ORDER! GLOBALIST Agenda!]] | ||
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==Resources for finding cookers== | ==Resources for finding cookers== | ||
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===On Cookerpedia=== | |||
[[Main_Page#Cooker hall of fame|Cooker hall of fame]] | |||
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[[:Category:Cookers|Our current database of Cookers]]<br/> | |||
[[:Category:Cooker SuperSpreader Events|Cooker SuperSpreader Events]]<br/> | |||
[[:Category:Cooker Grifts|Cooker Grifts]]<br/> | |||
[[:Category:Conspiracies|Cooker Conspiracies]]<br/> | |||
[[:Category:Utensils of War|Utensils of War]]<br/> | |||
===IRL=== | |||
You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice. | You can find cookers in your local park harassing innocent people for wearing masks, blocking up your roads with trucks, or in your local public toilet, bumping coke or shooting up ice. | ||
Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on. | Cookers also reside in the digital realm, in the echo chambers of Telegram, Zello, Facebook, ChristianMingle.com, Twitter, Gab, Rumble, and the list goes on. | ||
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===2022=== | |||
====February==== | |||
* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth. | * Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth. | ||
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend. | |||
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry. | |||
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS? | |||
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time. | |||
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before. | |||
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] | |||
* THE CAMP IS FULL!!!!! THE ROADS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO EXCESS COOKERS. LOL | |||
* A LARGE MOB IS FORMING NEAR THE POLICE WHO ARE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE OF EPIC. | |||
* SOMEHOW THE GATES HAVE BEEN RE OPENED AND MORE COOKERS CAN COME IN. | |||
* [[File:Gatesclosedcunts.png|thumb|none|HUGE MOB OF IGNORANT COOKERS]] | |||
* Unsure that the cookers will get enough sleep or sobriety for a 9am start | |||
* Saturday 12th: A mass of cookers are down at parliament house currently. Police have assembled and have deployed LRAD in case they need to brown note the protestors, and have also provisioned vaccine impregnated pepper balls. | |||
** Some stupid fucking Canadian cunt is talking right now via a pre-recorded speech. No one asked. Foreign interference much? | |||
** HAHAHAHAH GROUPS OF COOKERS ARE LEAVING AFTER ALL TALK NO ACTION | |||
** Streams are crashing, we presume the AFP have shut down cell towers and deployed stingrays xD | |||
* After the failure of [[Operation Sovereign Storm]], the new sovereign nation of [[Cookertown_Declaration|Cookertown was declared]], with supporters emptying their pockets. | |||
* Sunday 13th: | |||
** [https://twitter.com/CelerySorbet/status/1492488561933062150 Deep undercover leftist intel] has revealed that a small group of cookers (FREEMASON???? ILLUMINATI?!@#!!@#) are planned to lock everyone in at EPIC Camp to prevent it being vacated, this sounds like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown JONESTOWN]. | |||
** The camp has been vacated. Only a few stragglers remain. The camp is dead. Big success lol | |||
* Monday 21st: | |||
** BREAKING: DUE TO THE COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE OF THE PROTETS IN CANBERRA, THE FREEDOM PROTEST HAVE UPDATED THEIR SLOGAN TOO "THE PEOPLE- RETREATED, WEVE BEEN FUCKING DEFEATED" | |||
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====January==== | |||
* Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane. | * Sov-shit group "Velvet Revolution" (way to appropriate, fuckwits), assembled squads of people to LARP as "common-law sherrifs" and serve arrest warrants for members of the Australian government. This of course failed, because the government doesn't operate under maritime law, and cookers are bat shit insane. | ||
==Cooker hall of fame== | ==Cooker hall of fame== | ||
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;">[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table> | <br/> | ||
<table style="border: 1px solid #fc3;margin: 4px 10%;border-collapse: collapse;background-color: #f8f9fa;box-sizing: border-box;"><tr><td class="mbox-image" style="border: none;padding: 2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align: center;"> | |||
[[File:40px-Ambox_warning_yellow.svg.png]]</td><td class="mbox-text" style="text-align: left;border: none;padding: 0.25em 0.9em;width: 100%;">WARNING LONG TERM COOKER EXPOSURE is known to the State of California to cause long term health effects!</td></tr></table> | |||
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File:Balogh.jpg|thumb|[[Derek Balogh]]|link=Derek Balogh | |||
File:Yarrrrrr.jpg|thumb|[[A Crappy Pirate|Yarrrrrrr]]|link=A Crappy Pirate | |||
File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges | File:ROMEO.png|thumb|[[Romeo Georges|Loose Unit Romeo Georges]]|link=Romeo Georges | ||
File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe | File:GABE.png|thumb|[[Gabe|Gabe the Eggman, Doctor Robotnik's lovechild]]|link=Gabe | ||
File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi | File:GURU.jpg|thumb|[[David_%27Kanga_Guru%27_Graham|David "Kanga Guru" Graham]]|link=David Graham | ||
File:TAMI.png|thumb|Shit | File:BOSI.png|thumb|[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi AKA Il Douche / Budget Colonel Gaddafi / Saddam Insane]]|link=Riccardo Bosi | ||
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer | File:TAMI.png|thumb|[[Tami Jane|Tami Jane AKA Shit Hat]]|link=Tami Jane | ||
File:IRONBARK.png|thumb|[[James Greer|Go fund yourself]]|link=James Greer | |||
File:Joel.png|thumb|[[Joel Gilmour|Joel Gilmour AKA Dude Where's my car?]]|link=Joel Gilmour | |||
File:AdmiralHood.jpg|thumb|[[Graham Hood|Admiral Hood / Porn Addict]]|link=Graham Hood | |||
File:JANAYA.jpg|thumb|[[Janaya Markwell|Rollerskate Girl]]|link=Janaya Markwell | |||
File:Peter.jpg|thumb|[[Peter Little|Peter Little (not the actual, REAL lawyer)]]|link=Peter Little | |||
File:Monica.jpg|thumb|[[Monica Shit|Monica Smit / Grift Queen]]|link=Monica Shit | |||
File:HarrisonGraphicProfile.png|thumb|[[Harrison McLean|Harrison McLean / Cheerleader]]|link=Harrison McLean | |||
File:Burge.PNG|thumb|[[Anthony Burge|Anthony Burge / Meth-Head]]|link=Anthony Burge | |||
File:pixelbeard.jpg|thumb|[[Tony|Tony Pixelbeard]]|link=Tony | |||
File:Dannyboy.jpg|thumb|[[Danny Searle|Danny Searle]]|link=Danny Searle | |||
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==Motorised Assets (Technicals and other)== | |||
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File:Cookerforce-1-front.PNG|thumb|[[Cookerforce_1|Cookerforce 1]]|link=Cookerforce_1 | |||
File:Zeus.PNG|thumb|[[Zeus|ImpoundForce-1]]|link=Zeus | |||
File:battlebarina.png|thumb|[[Battle-barina|Tactical Assault Barina]]|link=Battle-barina | |||
File:carpark.jpg|thumb|Joel's car | |||
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==Conventional, Advanced and Psychological Weapons== | |||
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File:Classified-information.png|[[Hotplate-1|Directed Energy Weapons]]|link=Hotplate-1 | |||
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==Cooker warfare== | |||
===Incursions=== | |||
* [[Mission2melbourne]] - the penultimate battle in the War to take. back. Melbourne. | |||
* [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] - A war against every sane person in Canberra. | |||
* [[Battle of Cookerpedia]] - Attempted defacement of a beloved public institution | |||
===Civil wars=== | |||
* [[Battle of EPIC]] - A power struggle between top-level cookers [[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]] and [[Graham Hood|Hoody]]. | |||
==New world order== | ==New world order== | ||