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== About Maria Zeee ==
== About Maria Zeee ==
Maria Zaric, aka Maria Zeee, is yet another s̶e̶r̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶l̶a̶r̶p̶e̶r̶ citizen "journalist" spawned out of the Sydney freedom movement during the pandemic. Having being fired from her job as a client manager at a recruitment agency for refusing to be vaccinated, Maria decided she would now become a "journalist" and started alt-right PR Agency Zeee Media where she consistently positions herself as an expert commentator on topics and in fields she has absolutely no credentials, qualifications nor knowledge in such as immunology, microbiology, global monetary markets and the geopolitical history of the former Soviet Union.
Maria Zaric, aka Maria Zeee, is yet another s̶e̶r̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶l̶a̶r̶p̶e̶r̶ citizen "journalist" spawned out of the Sydney freedom movement during the pandemic. Having being fired from her job as a client manager at a recruitment agency for refusing to be vaccinated, Maria decided she would now become a "journalist" and started alt-right PR Agency Zeee Media where she consistently positions herself as an expert commentator on topics and in fields she has absolutely no credentials, qualifications nor knowledge in such as immunology, microbiology, global monetary markets and the geopolitical history of the former Soviet Union.
Having achieved some early success and notoriety shopping herself out as a guest commentator to other freedom cooker livestreamers desperate for anyone to come on their "shows" and stream their improvised acting, ad libbing all kinds of creative imagined conspiracist fantasies about the inner workings of various state and federal government public health departments, Maria's lucky break came when one of her first videos under the Zeee brand went viral. In the live video, Maria explosively claimed that a 27-year old victim of Covid that had been announced in one of the previous daily covid-porn death counts by then-Premier Gladys Berejiklian did NOT in fact die of covid, but had instead passed away from complications due to an existing heart condition. Despite this being picked up by the mainstream media and actual real journalists with proper journalism degrees fact-checking with the hospital, NSWHealth and the family - and the victim's family subsequently issuing a plea to respect their privacy and stop spreading these false claims, Maria continued to profligate this story and take advantage of her new-found reach and fame to attract more renowned and infinitely more cooked international guests onto her channel.


== Hot Takes ==
== Hot Takes ==

Revision as of 04:33, 25 March 2022

A Poor Man's Conspiracy Cooker Version of Peta Credlin, with less political nous and journalism talent

About Maria Zeee

Maria Zaric, aka Maria Zeee, is yet another s̶e̶r̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶l̶a̶r̶p̶e̶r̶ citizen "journalist" spawned out of the Sydney freedom movement during the pandemic. Having being fired from her job as a client manager at a recruitment agency for refusing to be vaccinated, Maria decided she would now become a "journalist" and started alt-right PR Agency Zeee Media where she consistently positions herself as an expert commentator on topics and in fields she has absolutely no credentials, qualifications nor knowledge in such as immunology, microbiology, global monetary markets and the geopolitical history of the former Soviet Union.

Having achieved some early success and notoriety shopping herself out as a guest commentator to other freedom cooker livestreamers desperate for anyone to come on their "shows" and stream their improvised acting, ad libbing all kinds of creative imagined conspiracist fantasies about the inner workings of various state and federal government public health departments, Maria's lucky break came when one of her first videos under the Zeee brand went viral. In the live video, Maria explosively claimed that a 27-year old victim of Covid that had been announced in one of the previous daily covid-porn death counts by then-Premier Gladys Berejiklian did NOT in fact die of covid, but had instead passed away from complications due to an existing heart condition. Despite this being picked up by the mainstream media and actual real journalists with proper journalism degrees fact-checking with the hospital, NSWHealth and the family - and the victim's family subsequently issuing a plea to respect their privacy and stop spreading these false claims, Maria continued to profligate this story and take advantage of her new-found reach and fame to attract more renowned and infinitely more cooked international guests onto her channel.

Hot Takes

Faux Philosophist Fantasies

She's no Slavoj Zizek

Double Agent Allegations