Parliamentary Triangle

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The Parliamentary Triangle is commonly believed to be a perfect geometric triangle that was found in the middle of the, then named, Canburry stockman station. It is rumoured that at the very center of this strange mass of land, was the Canburry symbol. It is rumoured that if you dig far enough down in the lawns of the parliamentary triangle, you will find the strange black surface and will sink into oblivion. Due to the strange properties of the area, it causes an almost perfect cellular blackspot. A bit like if Chuck Norris were the Parliamentary triangle and your mobile signal your scrotum.

The Canburry symbol found on the strange rock where new parliament house resides.

There has been recent scientific study and theory that the Parliamentary triangle and indeed the Canburry plate it reses on is just a really bad country and western festival. The theory states that a three stockmen just happened to be sitting around a fire in a perfect circle singing country songs, got drunk and died from exposure. This theory is in early stages of discovery, so it is recommended you invest all of your money incase its not true and ill have all your money.

Strange Phenomena

When standing in the specific area, there is a high chance that you will lose access to mobile networks, the ability to hear or string together a sentence. In day time, if in the area you may find that your skin will become red and blister around parts that, whilst most would tell you are normal for sun exposure, deep down you know that you are right and they arent normal.

The strange phenomena became the prime source of research and development for the device known as Hotplate-1.

Some maps call the borders of the Parliamentary Triangle the griffins triangle

The Canbury/Canberra Imperative

When Freemason prophet first decided that he would design canberra, he was standing at the very center of the Canburry plateau to determine where first to break ground. During the arcane ritual known as the Capitalis-Rendificus, which involved sacrificing a goat (being naked was apparently unnecessary) he was taken by a seizure where the Symbol was revealed unto him. During an interbody experience, while his body convulsed violently, the shape of the city and how it connected with all the leylines were revealed to him.

The shape of the area, and the Canburry symbole is therefore considered not coincidental.

The shape was not a conincidence.