Riccardo Bosi

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Riccardo Bosi, also known as Il Douche, is a prolific author, used car salesman and motivational speaker, from Sydney, Australia.

The tome of infinite wisdom

GET THAT NUMBER TATTED ON YOUR FORRID! 5 MILLION PEOPLE! Sydney, Melbourne, get off your tails and do some work. Get down here! 5 Million people... This is a moment in history. If we FUCK THIS, WE LOSE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND??! THIS IS OUR TIME, WE EITHER WIN OR LOSE. THOSE BASTARDS UP THERE ARE ALREADY KILLING OUR KIDS! WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE IN STORE FOR US NEXT?


— Riccardo Bosi, Outside Parliament House
relevant conspiracy - blood libel

They wanna make - a baby does not get personhood until they are two years old. Up until that point you can fuck em, you can kill em, you can take body parts out. Ask your mates Kelly and Palmer what the FUCK they're gonna do about that.


— Riccardo Bosi, Video
relevant conspiracy - blood libel

Early life

Riccardo Bosi was born on 6 September 1969, in Byron Bay, a small town in the state of New South Wales in Australia. Later, during the Howard era, Byron Bay was dubbed "Douche's town", with pilgrims going to Byron Bay to see the birthplace of Bosi.

Diet

Bosi's diet consists entirely of RICE AND ONIONS.

Antics

Video of Bosi advocating to hang ASIO employees.