Riccardo Bosi

From Cookerpedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Riccardo Bosi, also known as Il Douche, is a prolific author, used car salesman and motivational speaker, from Sydney, Australia. He spent 24 years in the army 'protecting sickos'.

The tome of infinite wisdom

GET THAT NUMBER TATTED ON YOUR FORRID! 5 MILLION PEOPLE! Sydney, Melbourne, get off your tails and do some work. Get down here! 5 Million people... This is a moment in history. If we FUCK THIS, WE LOSE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND??! THIS IS OUR TIME, WE EITHER WIN OR LOSE. THOSE BASTARDS UP THERE ARE ALREADY KILLING OUR KIDS! WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE IN STORE FOR US NEXT?


— Riccardo Bosi, Outside Parliament House
relevant conspiracy - blood libel

They wanna make - a baby does not get personhood until they are two years old. Up until that point you can fuck em, you can kill em, you can take body parts out. Ask your mates Kelly and Palmer what the FUCK they're gonna do about that.


— Riccardo Bosi, Video
relevant conspiracy - blood libel

Battle of EPIC

Bosi is currently involved in a leadership struggle against Camp Cooker LARPer-in-Chief, Admiral (ret) Graham Hood. Drone swarms, under the command of Admiral Hood, have allegedly conducted flyovers of Camp Cooker during Bosi's morning briefings, in order to gather intelligence. They have not been successful.

Unmarked vehicles, equipped with radiation weapons, have also been sighted near the front of Camp Cooker. It is not known whether they are acting under the orders of Admiral Hood.

Diet

Bosi's diet consists entirely of RICE AND ONIONS.

Antics

Video of Bosi advocating to hang ASIO employees.