Sideshow

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Philip "Sideshow" Meddows is a Canberra based (extremely based) cooker.

Sideshow

Elementary my dear Shitshow


Come with me if you want to live

Beliefs

He is at one with nature, and despite being the whitest white men you know, feels he is at heart, a blakfella.

Criminal Charges

Despite his best efforts, including being a part of the team that ran interference while the Trillionsworth set fire to the doors of OPH in December 2021, Sideshow has not yet been arrested.

Departure / Return

Look, we've lost count of how many times he's left and comeback. Cooker watchers are often heard to greet his re-appearance on stream with "oh, look, Sideshow's back", and is most often greeted with "didn't you leave". Once Sideshow has completed an aboriginal cleansing ceremony to remove the bad energy and hostile intentions from a campsite once and for all, the clock starts ticking until he decides yet again, to leave due to bad energy and hostile intentions.