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The following is a collation of the rules of war as dictated by the [[cookers]] | The following is a collation of the rules of war as dictated by the [[cookers]] | ||
''Rule #1'' Hold the line | ''Rule #1:'' Hold the line | ||
''Rule #1: '' Claim victory when we lose | ''Rule #1: '' Claim victory when we lose | ||
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''Rule #1:'' Divide and conquer | ''Rule #1:'' Divide and conquer | ||
''Rule #1:'' There is no leader, we are all the leaders, the leader is in you and has been in you the whole time. | |||
''Rule #2:'' Whats Twitch? | ''Rule #2:'' Whats Twitch? | ||
''Rule #2:'' Misinterpret the law so that we can claim ignorance | ''Rule #2:'' Misinterpret the law so that we can claim ignorance | ||
''Rule #2:'' Pinkeye? never met her | |||
Revision as of 05:33, 13 February 2022
During the Canberra Siege the greatest leaders of the cooker army wrote down their most infamous treatise they called the Cooker Rules of War. It was devised in a series of different and disparate groups.
The Rules of War =
The following is a collation of the rules of war as dictated by the cookers
Rule #1: Hold the line
Rule #1: Claim victory when we lose
Rule #1: remember your chairs
Rule #1: We should use social media to announce our plans
Rule #1: Divide and conquer
Rule #1: There is no leader, we are all the leaders, the leader is in you and has been in you the whole time.
Rule #2: Whats Twitch?
Rule #2: Misinterpret the law so that we can claim ignorance
Rule #2: Pinkeye? never met her