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| age = 38 | |||
| gender = Male | |||
| occupation = meff dealer, faux indigenous rights activist and volunteer arsonist | |||
| location = wherever he can scab someones couch to sleep on or a patch of someone else's land to squat | |||
| height = 5'7" | |||
| weight = crackhead-level malnourished | |||
| affiliations = Terra Nullis, OSTF | |||
| aliases = Didge, some imaginary indigenous name but who knows what that is | |||
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/lorenotlaw/ | |||
| twitter = idk | |||
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/dylan.wilson.3591 https://www.facebook.com/lorenotlaw/ | |||
| telegram = not known | |||
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<span style="color: red; text-decoration: bold;">Likes cooking things, including doors on heritage-listed Commonwealth buildings</span> | |||
== About Didge == | |||
Dylan 'Didge' Wilson hails from Northern Rivers NSW and is a self-described “land lore marshal” recognised by a “circle of Elders across this continent”. | |||
== Beliefs == | |||
Dylan believes in a former life he was a First Nations person, and has spent the past 6 months trying to reclaim that sovereignty, because according to the theory of qantum mechanics time and material presence and facts such as the fact he is not a dead indegenous person hes just a crackhead white guy are irrelevant in the scheme of things. | |||
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==Criminal Charges== | |||
Wilson was sentenced to three years imprisonment for the trafficking charge and six months for supplying ecstasy. Unbelievably both sentences were immediately suspended and an operational period of four years was imposed, leaving him free to be at large in the community where he would then go on to commit acts of incitement, arson of a Commonwealth building, and generally continue to be a complete cooker sucking on the glass barbie like a thirsty lesbian. | |||
His next brush with the law was in December 2021 and recent events in Canberra with [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] and [[Camp Muckadda]] where he was charged by ACT Police in relation to the arson of the Museum of Australian Democracy, formerly Old Parliament House, along with Bruce Shillingsworth Junior on December 31 after a failed attempt at it on December 6. Mr Wilson was charged with defacing public property, aiding or abetting the damage of property, assaulting a frontline community service worker and resisting a territory public official. Extraordinary scenes were seen in the courtroom when a small group of supporters repeatedly objected to statements made by the magistrate, yelling out objections quoting archaic sections of the Magna Carta relating to the property of Barons and other distinctly QAnon-style phrases, accusing noone in particular of being “non-player characters” and “paedophile protectors”. | |||
== Personal Life == | |||
Not much is known of this gronk apart from the fact he is a long-time committed meffhead and cooker | |||
==Double agent allegations== | |||
None known to date. Its enough hes a whitefella trying to be Blak | |||
Latest revision as of 01:39, 16 February 2022
Likes cooking things, including doors on heritage-listed Commonwealth buildings
About Didge
Dylan 'Didge' Wilson hails from Northern Rivers NSW and is a self-described “land lore marshal” recognised by a “circle of Elders across this continent”.
Beliefs
Dylan believes in a former life he was a First Nations person, and has spent the past 6 months trying to reclaim that sovereignty, because according to the theory of qantum mechanics time and material presence and facts such as the fact he is not a dead indegenous person hes just a crackhead white guy are irrelevant in the scheme of things.
Criminal Charges
Wilson was sentenced to three years imprisonment for the trafficking charge and six months for supplying ecstasy. Unbelievably both sentences were immediately suspended and an operational period of four years was imposed, leaving him free to be at large in the community where he would then go on to commit acts of incitement, arson of a Commonwealth building, and generally continue to be a complete cooker sucking on the glass barbie like a thirsty lesbian.
His next brush with the law was in December 2021 and recent events in Canberra with Operation Sovereign Storm and Camp Muckadda where he was charged by ACT Police in relation to the arson of the Museum of Australian Democracy, formerly Old Parliament House, along with Bruce Shillingsworth Junior on December 31 after a failed attempt at it on December 6. Mr Wilson was charged with defacing public property, aiding or abetting the damage of property, assaulting a frontline community service worker and resisting a territory public official. Extraordinary scenes were seen in the courtroom when a small group of supporters repeatedly objected to statements made by the magistrate, yelling out objections quoting archaic sections of the Magna Carta relating to the property of Barons and other distinctly QAnon-style phrases, accusing noone in particular of being “non-player characters” and “paedophile protectors”.
Personal Life
Not much is known of this gronk apart from the fact he is a long-time committed meffhead and cooker
Double agent allegations
None known to date. Its enough hes a whitefella trying to be Blak