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== About Monica == | == About Monica == | ||
Monica first shot to fame as a contestant on the Australian version of Survivor in 2017. Reference: <youtube>JR9B6YfNKWE</youtube>. After exiting the show, Smit returned to normal life and began a career selling project home designs. In late 2019 she restyled herself as a hobby journalist and by mid-2020 had become an activist and wannabe YouTube celebrity who has absolutely no problem taking money from children. Despite all her ambitions of achieving fame she has never once considered styling her hair | Monica first shot to fame as a contestant on the Australian version of Survivor in 2017. Reference: <youtube>JR9B6YfNKWE</youtube>. After exiting the show, Smit returned to normal life and began a career selling project home designs. In late 2019 she restyled herself as a hobby journalist and by mid-2020 had become an activist and wannabe YouTube celebrity who has absolutely no problem taking money from children. | ||
[[File:Monica-hair.jpeg|left|250px|The best hair]] | |||
Despite all her ambitions of achieving fame she has never once considered styling her hair. | |||
== Beliefs == | == Beliefs == | ||
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Monica is friends with Liberal Stephanie Baastian who features in Monica Smit YouTube videos - brumbies and open our churches during lockdown. | Monica is friends with Liberal Stephanie Baastian who features in Monica Smit YouTube videos - brumbies and open our churches during lockdown. | ||
Monica seems to have deleted her Reignite Democracy Australia YouTube video of her then boyfriend and protest organiser Morgan C Jonas @morgancjonas swearing at police while being arrested at the Flinders St station anti vaxx, fake small business protest organised by Monica on 5 Jun 2021 during Melbourne lockdown that she, Avi Yemeni and Rukshan Fernando then pretended to "report" on. | Monica seems to have deleted her Reignite Democracy Australia YouTube video of her then boyfriend and protest organiser Morgan C Jonas @morgancjonas swearing at police while being arrested at the Flinders St station anti vaxx, fake small business protest organised by Monica on 5 Jun 2021 during Melbourne lockdown that she, Avi Yemeni and Rukshan Fernando then pretended to "report" on. | ||
Monica and Jonas currently don’t have kids, nor do they plan on reproducing. Thank fucking Christ. Although they are dumb shits they do draw a line here as they are acutely aware of their own limitations with a combined IQ of only 39 points. | |||
==Double agent allegations== | ==Double agent allegations== | ||
Rumours have consistently abounded since Monica's entry onto the scene that she is in fact an ASIO disinformation agent, controlled opposition working for the government and the Vatican, a Liberal party plant, a Jesuit and a member of the Church of Scientology and Country Womens Association. | Rumours have consistently abounded since Monica's entry onto the scene that she is in fact an ASIO disinformation agent, controlled opposition working for the government and the Vatican, a Liberal party plant, a Jesuit and a member of the Church of Scientology and Country Womens Association. | ||