Difference between revisions of "Zeus"

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  | Engine = Fully-sick v6 bruz
  | Engine = Fully-sick v6 bruz

Revision as of 08:13, 12 February 2022

The B1 Zeus Main battle wank is a first generation Cooker battle vehicle designed by cookers and based on a Ford F650 chassis. It was heavily modified to be raised and plastered with Tacitical flags, Combat writing and enlarged wheels (in apology for penis related issues).

It was developed as a prototype for the soon to be created micronation of cooktopia as their primary method of combatting the fascist pedophile mason satanic cabal.