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Revision as of 08:16, 12 February 2022
The Declaration
After the failure of Operation Sovereign Storm the Cooker Army returned to their garrison of EPIC with their tail between their legs for a circle-jerk and a cooker-doof. They decided the create their own sovereign nation on land -as yet found-.
Preamble
The most notable message declared by Riccardo Bossi, the soon to be Cook-Pot Despot of the Micronation of Cooktopia, Captial city of Cooktown (Most notably going to include a eternally burning flame for them to watch their dreams die in).
'We will create a new nation, by the people for the people with the people, so PLEASE hand over whatever money you have'.
The preamble was met with mixed reception to begin with, but soon met with rapturous applause from the unwashed masses and the emptying of wallets. This was shortly before the soon to be leaders of this new nation retired to their individual 5 star suites in new-acton.
The Celebaration
What became a dance party that rivaled the Zion Dance in the Second Matrix movie (allegedly) the Cooker army retired to a lacklustre rave party they called Cooker doof 2022