Difference between revisions of "Captain CumLip"
m (→Notable Achievements: added news story) |
(Removed potentially defaming content) |
||
| (3 intermediate revisions by one other user not shown) | |||
| Line 5: | Line 5: | ||
| gender = Male Conforming | | gender = Male Conforming | ||
| location = Sydney, Australia | | location = Sydney, Australia | ||
| occupation = | | occupation = poor little rich boi, professional dickhead | ||
| height = | | height = morally lower than a snake's anus | ||
| weight = Around a cooktillion | | weight = Around a cooktillion | ||
| affiliations = Streamer | | affiliations = Streamer | ||
| Line 22: | Line 22: | ||
- [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9942505/Coronavirus-Australia-Anti-vaxxer-claims-journalist-travel-regional-NSW.html too boring to even get arrested] | - [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9942505/Coronavirus-Australia-Anti-vaxxer-claims-journalist-travel-regional-NSW.html too boring to even get arrested] | ||
- open to a wide variety of combat, except for intellectual combat because he is not equipped for that. | |||
- has spent WAAAAAAY too much time out in the sun and freely admits to being a redneck. | |||
- chickened out of EPIC several hours before eviction because he's a coward who resembles either a rat leaving a sinking ship or an intestinal worm leaving a piece of faeces. | |||
- thinks loserpalooza was the same as woodstock despite there being no confrontation between hippies and bikies that results on several deaths and the abrupt cancellation of the event. | |||
- thinks he's a fascist despite lacking a spine compared to [[Avi Yemini]] who requires a block of wood if he wants to bash a woman. | |||
- enjoys filming teenage girls without consent and then bullying their mothers until they cry. | |||
- got born to uber-rich parents who can afford to spend several months in Dubai, the world's most expensive city to live in. | |||
- claims to be able to speak spanish. | |||
- has lived on every continent and apparently knows more about every home town on the planet than people who live in those places. | |||
- bragging about making a whole heap of 43 cents from livestreams | |||
- Likes feet | |||
- ][h3 IlU@m********* Fr3mS0$$@*&&&&&29481 | |||
[[File:Guru meditation.gif||link=https://c.tenor.com/_CqHIg4A8_IAAAAC/illuminati-all-seeing-eye.gif]] | |||
Latest revision as of 06:39, 15 February 2022
Notable Achievements
- Begging free squirts from AFP
- "Putting a hand on another mans Lense"
- too boring to even get arrested
- open to a wide variety of combat, except for intellectual combat because he is not equipped for that.
- has spent WAAAAAAY too much time out in the sun and freely admits to being a redneck.
- chickened out of EPIC several hours before eviction because he's a coward who resembles either a rat leaving a sinking ship or an intestinal worm leaving a piece of faeces.
- thinks loserpalooza was the same as woodstock despite there being no confrontation between hippies and bikies that results on several deaths and the abrupt cancellation of the event.
- thinks he's a fascist despite lacking a spine compared to Avi Yemini who requires a block of wood if he wants to bash a woman.
- enjoys filming teenage girls without consent and then bullying their mothers until they cry.
- got born to uber-rich parents who can afford to spend several months in Dubai, the world's most expensive city to live in.
- claims to be able to speak spanish.
- has lived on every continent and apparently knows more about every home town on the planet than people who live in those places.
- bragging about making a whole heap of 43 cents from livestreams
- Likes feet
- ][h3 IlU@m********* Fr3mS0$$@*&&&&&29481
