Difference between revisions of "Cookertown Declaration"
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After the failure of '''[[Operation Sovereign Storm]]''' the [[Cooker Army]] returned to their garrison of EPIC with their tail between their legs for a circle-jerk and a [[cooker-doof]]. They decided the create their own sovereign nation on land -as yet found-. | After the failure of '''[[Operation Sovereign Storm]]''' the [[Cooker Army]] returned to their garrison of EPIC with their tail between their legs for a circle-jerk and a [[cooker-doof]]. They decided the create their own sovereign nation on land -as yet found-. | ||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/SneakyVibrantOysterOMGScoots-Gm0nUCXsgJKwI7-p Declaration Pt 1] | |||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/SpoopyGentleRuffBigBrother-lvedcZGWk7Vnr-G8 Declaration Pt 2] | |||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/SolidEvilShrimpEleGiggle-QjCOzpFYy3YI8dLS Declaration Pt 3] | |||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/GenerousInterestingCheesecakeLitty-s2PLYdzI_8bIsuUj Declaration Pt 4] | |||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/BitterAuspiciousKiwiArsonNoSexy-sepv_aNTwdo78Xan Declaration Pt 5] | |||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/SavageScaryOryxHeyGuys-Sfe88yT-YhVKz7fW Declaration Pt 6] | |||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/AmusedOnerousAxeYouDontSay-uNzuW_XhTxNwR-3_ Declaration Pt 7] | |||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/AgitatedMoldyUdonDxAbomb-XXf2nMyWAZNAKHXz Declaration Pt 8] | |||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/FrailEvilSoybeanLitFam-tN9G3ZMWps7UBxBZ Declaration Pt 9] | |||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/FurryBlatantSwanFutureMan-dSipL4Iuxrii0wdl Declaration Pt 10] | |||
== Preamble == | == Preamble == | ||
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The preamble was met with mixed reception to begin with, but soon met with rapturous applause from the unwashed masses and the emptying of wallets. This was shortly before the soon to be leaders of this new nation retired to their individual 5 star suites in new-acton. | The preamble was met with mixed reception to begin with, but soon met with rapturous applause from the unwashed masses and the emptying of wallets. This was shortly before the soon to be leaders of this new nation retired to their individual 5 star suites in new-acton. | ||
== The | == The Celebration == | ||
What became a dance party that rivaled the Zion Dance in the Second Matrix movie (allegedly) the [[Cooker army]] retired to a lacklustre rave party they called [[Cooker doof 2022]]. There are now reports of shitty dancing and cringe boomercore mixed with 90s party tunes. This can only end with a lot of people being rooted in the back of some Holden utes. We expect the ensuing cooker baby boom to correct Australia's current demographic crisis. | |||
== Reactions of famous Cookers == | |||
Janaya: I don't know what Jonestown is but I'm really keen to experience the love and beauty of this movement for myself. | |||
Hoody: fuck that i'm going home TO ME WIFE, AND I'M GONNA CATCH A BREAM, AND TOTALLY NOT BE ADDICTED TO PORN! | |||
Guru: I look forward to collecting camp wives, multiple wives. Polygamy is legal in Cookertown - we've re-established the L O R E not the LAW! | |||
Shit hat: I'm looking forward to being one of Guru's many wives. | |||
Big BUSSI: This is a GREAT development for the movement! Oh, will I stay there? hahahaha NO, are you crazy? | |||
Fat Russian: I will inform Vladimir, he may wish to establish diplomatic relations with your new nation! | |||
Joel: Awww man, if I can find my car I will join you | |||
Latest revision as of 02:31, 13 February 2022
The Declaration
After the failure of Operation Sovereign Storm the Cooker Army returned to their garrison of EPIC with their tail between their legs for a circle-jerk and a cooker-doof. They decided the create their own sovereign nation on land -as yet found-.
- Declaration Pt 1
- Declaration Pt 2
- Declaration Pt 3
- Declaration Pt 4
- Declaration Pt 5
- Declaration Pt 6
- Declaration Pt 7
- Declaration Pt 8
- Declaration Pt 9
- Declaration Pt 10
Preamble
The most notable message declared by Riccardo Bossi, the soon to be Cook-Pot Despot of the Micronation of Cooktopia, Captial city of Cookertown (Most notably going to include a eternally burning flame for them to watch their dreams die in).
'We will create a new nation, by the people for the people with the people, so PLEASE hand over whatever money you have'.
The preamble was met with mixed reception to begin with, but soon met with rapturous applause from the unwashed masses and the emptying of wallets. This was shortly before the soon to be leaders of this new nation retired to their individual 5 star suites in new-acton.
The Celebration
What became a dance party that rivaled the Zion Dance in the Second Matrix movie (allegedly) the Cooker army retired to a lacklustre rave party they called Cooker doof 2022. There are now reports of shitty dancing and cringe boomercore mixed with 90s party tunes. This can only end with a lot of people being rooted in the back of some Holden utes. We expect the ensuing cooker baby boom to correct Australia's current demographic crisis.
Reactions of famous Cookers
Janaya: I don't know what Jonestown is but I'm really keen to experience the love and beauty of this movement for myself.
Hoody: fuck that i'm going home TO ME WIFE, AND I'M GONNA CATCH A BREAM, AND TOTALLY NOT BE ADDICTED TO PORN!
Guru: I look forward to collecting camp wives, multiple wives. Polygamy is legal in Cookertown - we've re-established the L O R E not the LAW!
Shit hat: I'm looking forward to being one of Guru's many wives.
Big BUSSI: This is a GREAT development for the movement! Oh, will I stay there? hahahaha NO, are you crazy?
Fat Russian: I will inform Vladimir, he may wish to establish diplomatic relations with your new nation!
Joel: Awww man, if I can find my car I will join you