Cookertown Declaration

The Cookertown Declaration
Created	18:10pm 12 February 2022
Ratified	18:50pm 12 february 2022
Location	EPIC
Authors	Riccardo Bossi Guru Joel Jammal Graham Hood
Signatories	Riccardo Bossi Guru Joel Jammal Graham Hood Phil Henderson
Purpose	To create a Sovereign Citizen Micronation

The Declaration

After the failure of Operation Sovereign Storm the Cooker Army returned to their garrison of EPIC with their tail between their legs for a circle-jerk and a cooker-doof. They decided the create their own sovereign nation on land -as yet found-.

Preamble

The most notable message declared by Riccardo Bossi, the soon to be Cook-Pot Despot of the Micronation of Cooktopia, Captial city of Cookertown (Most notably going to include a eternally burning flame for them to watch their dreams die in).

'We will create a new nation, by the people for the people with the people, so PLEASE hand over whatever money you have'.

The preamble was met with mixed reception to begin with, but soon met with rapturous applause from the unwashed masses and the emptying of wallets. This was shortly before the soon to be leaders of this new nation retired to their individual 5 star suites in new-acton.

The Celebration

What became a dance party that rivaled the Zion Dance in the Second Matrix movie (allegedly) the Cooker army retired to a lacklustre rave party they called Cooker doof 2022

Reactions of famous Cookers

Janaya said: I don't know what Jonestown is but I'm really keen to experience the love and beauty of this movement for myself.

Hoody said: fuck that i'm going home TO ME WIFE, AND I'M GONNA CATCH A BREAM, AND TOTALLY NOT BE ADDICTED TO PORN!

Guru said: I look forward to collecting camp wives, multiple wives. Polygamy is legal in Cookertown - we've re-established the L O R E not the LAW!

Shit hat said: I'm looking forward to being one of Guru's many wives.