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== About Kanga Dave == | == About Kanga Dave == | ||
David Graham AKA Kanga Guru is an angry little troll who crawled out of some back of Bourke hick town opium den after being lured out by the whiff of sweet sweet grift gofuckme funds by friend, fellow sovshit redneck and glass barbie enthusiast [[James Greer|Jimmy Greer]]. He is frequently seen beside his master, [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo Bosi]]. | David Graham AKA Kanga Guru is an angry little troll who crawled out of some back of Bourke hick town opium den after being lured out by the whiff of sweet sweet grift gofuckme funds by friend, fellow sovshit redneck and glass barbie enthusiast [[James Greer|Jimmy Greer]]. He is frequently seen beside his master, [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo Bosi]]. | ||
Guru is well known for live streaming a conversation with his [https://twitter.com/CassidyRipRide/status/1491991636922241026?s=20 meth dealer] at Cookerchella. | |||
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None that our researchers have been able to uncover, which is puzzling given notoriously tough crowd of Freedom bravehearts have been remarkably accommodating of this newcomer commandeering megaphone rights and have been seen tolerating the incoherent racist delusional rantings of this crackhead. | None that our researchers have been able to uncover, which is puzzling given notoriously tough crowd of Freedom bravehearts have been remarkably accommodating of this newcomer commandeering megaphone rights and have been seen tolerating the incoherent racist delusional rantings of this crackhead. | ||
Guru's most cooked moment was probably when he advocated for [https://twitter.com/LizardHumanoid/status/1490543322133590019 bombing Parliament House] in front of a roaring crowd. | Guru's most cooked moment was probably when he advocated for [https://twitter.com/LizardHumanoid/status/1490543322133590019 '''bombing Parliament House'''] in front of a roaring crowd. | ||
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Revision as of 23:49, 12 February 2022
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About Kanga Dave
David Graham AKA Kanga Guru is an angry little troll who crawled out of some back of Bourke hick town opium den after being lured out by the whiff of sweet sweet grift gofuckme funds by friend, fellow sovshit redneck and glass barbie enthusiast Jimmy Greer. He is frequently seen beside his master, Riccardo Bosi.
Guru is well known for live streaming a conversation with his meth dealer at Cookerchella.
Beliefs
Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames
None that our researchers have been able to uncover, which is puzzling given notoriously tough crowd of Freedom bravehearts have been remarkably accommodating of this newcomer commandeering megaphone rights and have been seen tolerating the incoherent racist delusional rantings of this crackhead.
Guru's most cooked moment was probably when he advocated for bombing Parliament House in front of a roaring crowd.
Personal Life
The Guru lives on a boat.
Double Agent Allegations
No intelligence agency, police human asset case manager or just graduated journalism student in their first job at some obscure regional news company who are in full possession of their mental faculties would entertain the idea of engaging this offtap cooker as a source, the bloke is a deadset liability. Unless they happened to be a high-functioning methamphetamine addict that is, then using Kanga Kooker as a source would be a smart move. The bloke clearly gets the best shit in town