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| Fuel capacity = 80litres | | Fuel capacity = 80litres | ||
| Operational range = 150m before | | Operational range = 150m before breaking down | ||
| Maximum speed = 250kph (down a hill) | | Maximum speed = 250kph (down a hill) | ||
Revision as of 08:50, 12 February 2022
The B1 Zeus Main battle wank (a.k.a. Impound Force 1) is a first generation Cooker battle vehicle designed by cookers and based on a Ford F650 chassis. It was heavily modified to be raised and plastered with Tacitical flags, Combat writing and enlarged wheels (in apology for penis related issues).
It was developed as a prototype for the soon to be created micronation of cooktopia as their primary method of combatting the fascist pedophile mason satanic cabal.