Zeus

Zeus
Type	Main Battle Wank
Place of origin	Cookerstan
Service History
In Service	Unknown - 'present'
Used By	Cookers
Wars	Canberra Siege
Specifications
Mass	3.2tonnes Dry weight 30tonnes in Ego
length	4.6m
width	2.2m (approx)
crew	5 cookers (Internal) 20 cookers (hanging on for dear life)
Armor	none
Main Armament	Empty Emu Export Cans Empty Monster energy drink Cans Body odour Cringe
Engine	Fully-sick v6 bruz
Suspension	Raised beyond logic
Ground clearance	3 cooker kids high
Fuel capacity	80litres
Operational range	150m before breakig down
Maximum speed	250kph (down a hill)

The B1 Zeus Main battle wank (a.k.a. Impound Force 1) is a first generation Cooker battle vehicle designed by cookers and based on a Ford F650 chassis. It was heavily modified to be raised and plastered with Tacitical flags, Combat writing and enlarged wheels (in apology for penis related issues).

It was developed as a prototype for the soon to be created micronation of cooktopia as their primary method of combatting the fascist pedophile mason satanic cabal.