Cooker Rules Of War

During the Canberra Siege the greatest leaders of the cooker army wrote down their most infamous treatise they called the Cooker Rules of War. It was devised in a series of different and disparate groups.

The Rules of War =

The following is a collation of the rules of war as dictated by the cookers

Rule #1 Hold the line

Rule #1: Claim victory when we lose

Rule #1: remember your chairs

Rule #1: We should use social media to announce our plans

Rule #1: Divide and conquer

Rule #2: Whats Twitch?

Rule #2: Misinterpret the law so that we can claim ignorance