Everyday Phil
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If Alan Bond and Pete Evans had a trans love-child, this get-rich-quick serial quacker would be it
About Phil
Everyday Phil, also known as Portaloo Phil, was a fixture of the Convoy IN Canberra (not to be confused with the Convoy TO Canberra). He is best known for giving shitty legal advice, towing around a portaloo that nobody cleaned, shitty hats, ruining Ribber Rob's catalytic converter, and not being there every day.
Beliefs
Anything he reads on telegram. Any crazy sovereign citizen theory.... except for any that he has to use for himself. He's happy to get you to go to jail!