Battle of Glebe
The Battle of Glebe Park was a minor skirmish between a splinter group of the Convoy to Canberra known as the Cooked Crew and Fortress Canberra itself. Little did they know, that it was a crafty plan by the Peoples AFP to control their movements. The AFP were perplexed by their movements in the opening of the battle, largely due to the ability for the Cooked crew to get lost while walking in a straight line. Armed with the intelligence that they were dealing with idiots, the AFP simply pointed in a direction only to find that they could easily re-direct the hoard.
The Cooked Crew found themselves back in Glebe park seemingly forgetting that it was where they started before staging a sit in and claiming a pyrrhic victory.
At some point a perpetual car-loser named 'joel' became lost.
Aftermath
Rumour has it Joel is still lost, haunting the halls of civic looking for Tami and complaining about a bit toungue.