Sheep Herding

The Cookers have been the subject to a number of sheep herding exhibitions, where they themselves have been the sheep.

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Around the Block

The Cookers planned a march from Glebe Park to Australian Parliament House on Friday, February 2022 as part of their general gronkery in and around Canberra. A small number, estimated to be between 50 and 5 million, gathered in the park shortly before the march. The police guided the cookers down Cooyong St, turned them left down Batman St, and directed them left towards Bunda St. By this time, a number of the livestreamers, such as Joel_Gilmore became disoriented through the complex city streets of Canberra, and by the time the police turned the group left again down Akuna St and back into the park, most of the cookers became dizzy as they once again entered Glebe Park. A brief stroll through the natural beauty of the park was clearly too much for the assembled cookers, and after a few poignantly cooked speeches, the great unwashed dispersed.

This kind of sheep herding is usually only seen during the National Sheep Dog Trials, held every year in the Hall showgrounds.

The cookers claimed this march as a win, on the grounds that 4 people in civic cheered, including one older gentleman who they convinced to take his mask off. Another elderly gentleman was regarded as a hero, despite wearing both a mask and face shield. It was widely regarded by the non-cookers of Australia who did witness this event to have been an abject failure to achieve anything other than perhaps spreading COVID to a few vulnerable people in Garema Place.