Zeus

The B1 Zeus Main battle wank (a.k.a. Impound Force 1) is a first generation Cooker battle vehicle designed by cookers and based on a Ford F650 chassis. It was heavily modified to be raised and plastered with Tacitical flags, Combat writing and enlarged wheels (in apology for penis related issues).

	Main Battle Wank
	Cookerstan
	Unknown - 'present'
	Cookers
	Canberra Siege
	3.2tonnes Dry weight 30tonnes in Ego
	4.6m
	2.2m (approx)
	5 cookers (Internal) 20 cookers (hanging on for dear life)
	none
	Empty Emu Export Cans Empty Monster energy drink Cans Body odour Cringe
	Fully-sick v6 bruz
	Raised beyond logic
	3 cooker kids high
	80litres
	150m before breaking down
	250kph (down a hill)

It was developed as a prototype for the soon to be created micronation of cooktopia as their primary method of combatting the fascist pedophile mason satanic cabal.