Difference between revisions of "Battle of EPIC"
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[[File:Download.jpg|thumb|One of Saddam Insane's drone flyovers captured at EPIC. Taking the meaning of the General Atomics MQ-1 '''Predator''' drone to a whole new level.|none]] | [[File:Download.jpg|thumb|One of Saddam Insane's drone flyovers captured at EPIC. Taking the meaning of the General Atomics MQ-1 '''Predator''' drone to a whole new level.|none]] | ||
==Background== | |||
After the retreat from the lawns of the National Library at the end of January 2022 and the Police directions into northern Canberra, the Cookers advanced towards EPIC more quickly than anticipated. The Cookers faced several logistics issues: | |||
* trucks were fatigued by days of continuous honking | |||
* fuel lines were stretched extremely thin due to lack of income and employment | |||
* meth supplies were dangerously depleted. | |||
Admiral [[Graham Hood|Graham A. T. Hood]] (the Supreme Cooker Commander) and his staff chose to hold the EPIC campgrounds with the Cooked Army. The Cookers chose to defend EPIC with as few trucks as possible due to the favorable terrain (dry grassland and a rather thin road network) and limited local Canberran objectives in the area. They also had intelligence that the EPIC campground was cheap and legal to camp in. This would give them time to replenish their supply lines and establish a self-sustaining but not communist commune. | |||
===Disunity begins=== | |||
While Lord Admiral Hood was attempting to ascertain mainstream support, unbeknownst to him (as he was not staying in the camp) his former ally Riccardo 'the Boss' Bosilini had sent a saboteur into the camp to pull them into a more extreme and absolutely looney tunes agenda. Enter [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gollum Dave 'Guru']. | |||
==United Nations (Illuminati) intervention== | ==United Nations (Illuminati) intervention== | ||
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