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While Lord Admiral Hood was attempting to ascertain mainstream support, unbeknownst to him (as he was not staying in the camp) his former ally [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo 'the Boss' Bosilini]] had sent a saboteur into the camp to pull them into a more extreme and absolutely looney tunes agenda. Enter [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gollum Dave 'Guru'].  
While Lord Admiral Hood was attempting to ascertain mainstream support, unbeknownst to him (as he was not staying in the camp) his former ally [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo 'the Boss' Bosilini]] had sent a saboteur into the camp to pull them into a more extreme and absolutely looney tunes agenda. Enter [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gollum Dave 'Guru'].  


Guru and Bosilini would use the morning and afternoon camp briefings to corral the impressionable Cooker crowd towards their insurrectionist agenda, and undermine Admiral Hood at every opportunity. While Admiral Hood advocated for a simpler message aimed at ending vaccine mandates and attracting more mainstream support, Guru and Bosilini went further, advocating for the camp to storm Parliament House. Guru himself, at one protest on the lawns of Parliament House, advocated for the bombing of the building.
Guru and Bosilini would use the morning and afternoon camp briefings to corral the impressionable Cooker crowd towards their insurrectionist agenda, and undermine Admiral Hood at every opportunity. While Admiral Hood advocated for a simpler message aimed at ending vaccine mandates and attracting more mainstream support, Guru and Bosilini went further, advocating for the camp to storm Parliament House. Guru himself, at one protest on the lawns of Parliament House, advocated for the [https://twitter.com/LizardHumanoid/status/1490543322133590019 bombing of the building].


This division in the camp was fully on display when on Tuesday, 8 February 2022, Admiral Hood and his motley crew entered Parliament while fully masked and completely abiding by COVID-19 health mandates.
This division in the camp was fully on display when on Tuesday, 8 February 2022, Admiral Hood and his motley crew entered Parliament while fully masked and completely abiding by COVID-19 health mandates, and allegedly 'entered into a contract with the Government'.


==United Nations (Illuminati) intervention==
==United Nations (Illuminati) intervention==
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