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Folding chairs weapon of freedom for the elderly boomer gronk. Due to years of oppression (despite a free education), causing osteoarthritis of the hips or knees, they have underwent free surgery for joint replacement, paid for by hard-working taxpayers. Now, as their Panadol Osteo supply runs short in [[Camp_EPIC|Kamp Krusty]], they are unable to stand and protest for more than a few minutes at a time. Thus, a folding chair allows them to voice their concerns against the whichever argument they believe in, whilst remaining comfortable and at a distance from the more angry gronks up front. | Folding chairs weapon of freedom for the elderly boomer gronk. Due to years of oppression (despite a free education), causing osteoarthritis of the hips or knees, they have underwent free surgery for joint replacement, paid for by hard-working taxpayers. Now, as their Panadol Osteo supply runs short in [[Camp_EPIC|Kamp Krusty]], they are unable to stand and protest for more than a few minutes at a time. Thus, a folding chair allows them to voice their concerns against the whichever argument they believe in, whilst remaining comfortable and at a distance from the more angry gronks up front. | ||
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* Beach shelters | * Beach shelters | ||
* Trolleys for carrying your poor dog or brainwashed children | * Trolleys for carrying your poor dog or brainwashed children | ||
* Umbrellas from Bunnings™ | |||