Janaya Markwell
J-a-n-a-y-a Markwell, also known as Roller Girl, is a simpleton, from the Gold Coast, Australia. She is the official beat reporter for the camp.
No, I haven't heard of Jonestown, what's that?
— Roller Girl, Camp EPIC
I'm not too sure about Waco or what that's about.
— Roller Girl, Camp EPIC
About Janaya
Poor little rich girl Janaya can be found rolling through the streets of camp EPIC on a set of rollerskates that cost more than her phone, spreading her infectious positivity wherever she can.
Her signature move is complete obliviousness and lack of awareness, which has resulted in her almost being kidnapped on several occasions, and considering her parents are too wealthy for her to qualify for welfare her signature financial position is broke.
Things Janaya knows
- how to bat her eyelids and get other people to pay for her.
- how to BUILD #girlsarechippiestoo
- apart from that, not much apart from her favourite antisemitic conspiracy theories.
Things Janaya doesn't know
- Rope and Zipties in a random car are potential red flags.
- What Chloroform smells like (but it is a familiar smell)
- What Waco was
- What Jonestown was
- Why they can't just share the space with the Canberra show
Too numerous to list
Current Status
Unfortunately, the freemason's failed to send Janaya a wikipedia article about Jonestown or Waco before it was too late. Now, with all the grifter 'leaders' gone, she has become one of the defacto leaders of the poor and disenfranchised skitzoids and idiots that have been taken advantage of.