Cookerforce 1

Cookerforce 1
Type	Big Block Gronkmobile
Place of origin	Cookerstan
Service History
In Service	Unknown - 'present'
Used By	Cookers
Wars	Canberra Siege
Specifications
Mass	3.2tonnes Dry weight 30tonnes in Ego
length	4.6m
width	2.2m (approx)
crew	5 cookers (Internal) 5 Cookers (boot) 20 cookers (hanging on for dear life)
Armor	none
Main Armament	Empty Emu Export Cans Empty Monster energy drink Cans Body odour Cringe Weaponised Stolen Valor
Engine	Fully-sick v6 bruz
Suspension	Raised beyond logic
Ground clearance	3 cooker kids high
Fuel capacity	80litres
Operational range	150m before full oil change
Maximum speed	250kph (down a hill)

Cookerforce 1 is an airbrushed Holden Camaro Commodore with a stinking great big chevy donk that served as a pace car during Operation Sovereign Storm's assault on Parliament house, piloted by retired digger and veteran Air Commando Brigadier Johnny Nobody.

more to come as files are declassified.