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[[Category:Ken Behrans]]
[[Category:Ken Behrans]]
{{Vehicle
{{Vehicle
  | Type = Ken Bebran geurilla fighter
  | Type = Holden Captiva 5-Door Auto
  | Place of Origin = Canberra-region
  | Place of Origin = Canberra-region
  | In Service = Unknown - 'present'
  | In Service = Unknown - 'present'
  | Used By = Ken Behrans
  | Used By = UN worldbank-funded Freemason-aligned deep state sleeper cell Followers of [[Major_Ken_Behrans | Maj Ken Behrans]]
  | Wars = [[Canberra Siege]]
  | Wars = [[Canberra Siege]]
  | Mass = 280kg soaking wet
  | Mass = 280kg soaking wet
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  | Armor = none
  | Armor = none
  | Main Armament = driver
  | Main Armament = driver
  | Engine = 1.4L 4 cylinder
  | Engine = 2.2L straight 4 16v DOHC VVT Turbo diesel
| Drivetrain = 4WD
  | Transmission = yes
  | Transmission = yes
  | Suspension = yes
  | Suspension = yes
  | Ground clearance = VM Passat.
  | Ground clearance = VW Passat.
  | Fuel capacity = 50litres
  | Fuel capacity = 50litres
  | Operational range = 10m run up
  | Operational range = 10m run up
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==First Use==
==First Use==


Having spent a large part of February 2022 developing the Battle Barina in secret, the explosive deployment of this unit to the battlefield from 13 Feb by the Ken Behran geurilla forces caught the entire cooker army off balance. Their weaponised outrage was no match for the near-suicidal tactics of the Battle Barina crews, leaving them no option but to retreat from the battlefield in disarray.
Having spent a large part of February 2022 developing the Battle Barina in secret, the explosive deployment of this UN worldbank-funded Freemason-aligned deep state sleeper cell unit to the battlefield (on receipt of the activation phrase "we shall overcome" in multipart non-harmony by the protestors) commenced on 13 Feb.
 
==History==
Followers of the great Geurilla Fighter, [[Major_Ken_Behrans | Major Ken Behrans]], their battle cry of "You Fucking Bogan Slut", coupled with their near suicidal disregard for life and limb, caught the entire cooker army off balance.  
 
==Battlefield impact==
Finding their weaponised outrage no match for the Battle Barina tactics, the cookers were left with no option but to retreat from the battlefield in disarray.




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==Allegations of Flase Flag Activies==
independent fact checkin media units have documented the existence of a vehicle of similar appearance within the Bosi affiliated sections of the Camp Epic Staging area, raising concerns this was a false flag operation intended to sway the opinions of the local populace
[[file:Battlebarina-falseflag.png|600px]]

Latest revision as of 11:25, 17 February 2022

First Use

Having spent a large part of February 2022 developing the Battle Barina in secret, the explosive deployment of this UN worldbank-funded Freemason-aligned deep state sleeper cell unit to the battlefield (on receipt of the activation phrase "we shall overcome" in multipart non-harmony by the protestors) commenced on 13 Feb.

History

Followers of the great Geurilla Fighter, Major Ken Behrans, their battle cry of "You Fucking Bogan Slut", coupled with their near suicidal disregard for life and limb, caught the entire cooker army off balance.

Battlefield impact

Finding their weaponised outrage no match for the Battle Barina tactics, the cookers were left with no option but to retreat from the battlefield in disarray.


Allegations of Flase Flag Activies

independent fact checkin media units have documented the existence of a vehicle of similar appearance within the Bosi affiliated sections of the Camp Epic Staging area, raising concerns this was a false flag operation intended to sway the opinions of the local populace

Battlebarina-falseflag.png