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'''Camp EPIC''', also known as '''Camp Cooker''', '''EPIC''' or ''' | '''Camp EPIC''', also known as '''Camp Cooker''', '''EPIC''', '''Cookerchella''' or '''Centrelink Summer Camp''', was established in early February 2022 to house antivax refugees from all over Australia. Outside of its current occupation, Exhibition Park in Canberra’s camping facilities are set on 70 hectares of unique country surroundings only 8 minutes north of the city centre and offer full amenities including: | ||
* showers, toilets and laundry | * showers, toilets and laundry | ||
* Powered and un-powered sites with access to water | * Powered and un-powered sites with access to water | ||
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General (ret) [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo Bosilini]] attempted to lead the exodus to a new campsite at the promised land of Caloola, but a UN roadblock was already waiting for them. | General (ret) [[Riccardo Bosi|Riccardo Bosilini]] attempted to lead the exodus to a new campsite at the promised land of Caloola, but a UN roadblock was already waiting for them. | ||
[[File:UnitedNations.jpeg|200px|thumb|Eviction notice from the World Bank.|none]][[File:EPICBlocker.PNG|200px|thumb|This [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy strapping young lad] certainly didn't enjoy his super secret meeting being filmed and threatened the cameraman with physical violence. His estimated height is 5'4" and allegedly has a micropenis.|none]] | [[File:UnitedNations.jpeg|200px|thumb|Eviction notice from the World Bank.|none]][[File:EPICBlocker.PNG|200px|thumb|This [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy strapping young lad] certainly didn't enjoy his super secret meeting being filmed and threatened the cameraman with physical violence. His estimated height is 5'4" and allegedly, we stress only '''allegedly''', has a micropenis.|none]] | ||
===Aftermath=== | |||
After being evicted and attempting to bullshit their way into Caloola Farm multiple times only to be drustrated by police roadblocks, cookers attempted to settle at other campgrounds like Commonwealth Park and Cotter Campgrounds. | |||
<youtube>PUJzKgFns60</youtube> <youtube>LLj4O-NkS5Q</youtube> | |||
==System of Government== | ==System of Government== | ||
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* Do your poops in the designated toilets ONLY as its getting out of hand. | * Do your poops in the designated toilets ONLY as its getting out of hand. | ||
* Guys 'wholfwhistles' are not cool, nor is continually hitting on the yoga chicks. They didn't come here just for your male gaze. | * Guys 'wholfwhistles' are not cool, nor is continually hitting on the yoga chicks. They didn't come here just for your male gaze. | ||
* The pink eye outbreak is 'worsen' today and it is spreading fast. Please if your eyes are dripping gross stuff, come see the medical tent because have got herb ointments to fix. '''Remember, do not touch your eyes after you have pooped'''. | * The pink eye outbreak is 'worsen' today and it is spreading fast. Please if your eyes are dripping gross stuff, come see the medical tent because we have got herb ointments to fix. '''Remember, do not touch your eyes after you have pooped'''. | ||
* Please wear | * Please wear thong or shoes that is waterproof in the showers as we are getting lots of reports of fungus foot. | ||
* '''Failure to 'adhear' to these rules will mean that you might [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaccination 'enjected'] from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sty freedom camp].''' | * '''Failure to 'adhear' to these rules will mean that you might get [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaccination 'enjected'] from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sty freedom camp].''' | ||
|''Camp rules''<br /> | |''Camp rules''<br /> | ||
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