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   | gender = Male Conforming
   | gender = Male Conforming
   | location = Sydney, Australia
   | location = Sydney, Australia
   | occupation = Asking for squirts
   | occupation = poor little rich boi, professional dickhead
   | height = around a cooktillion
   | height = morally lower than a snake's anus
   | weight = Around a cooktillion
   | weight = Around a cooktillion
   | affiliations = Streamer
   | affiliations = Streamer
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- has lived on every continent and apparently knows more about every home town on the planet than people who live in those places.
- has lived on every continent and apparently knows more about every home town on the planet than people who live in those places.
- bragging about making a whole heap of 43 cents from livestreams
- Likes feet
- ][h3 IlU@m********* Fr3mS0$$@*&&&&&29481
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Latest revision as of 06:39, 15 February 2022

Notable Achievements

- Begging free squirts from AFP

- "Putting a hand on another mans Lense"

- too boring to even get arrested

- open to a wide variety of combat, except for intellectual combat because he is not equipped for that.

- has spent WAAAAAAY too much time out in the sun and freely admits to being a redneck.

- chickened out of EPIC several hours before eviction because he's a coward who resembles either a rat leaving a sinking ship or an intestinal worm leaving a piece of faeces.

- thinks loserpalooza was the same as woodstock despite there being no confrontation between hippies and bikies that results on several deaths and the abrupt cancellation of the event.

- thinks he's a fascist despite lacking a spine compared to Avi Yemini who requires a block of wood if he wants to bash a woman.

- enjoys filming teenage girls without consent and then bullying their mothers until they cry.

- got born to uber-rich parents who can afford to spend several months in Dubai, the world's most expensive city to live in.

- claims to be able to speak spanish.

- has lived on every continent and apparently knows more about every home town on the planet than people who live in those places.

- bragging about making a whole heap of 43 cents from livestreams

- Likes feet

- ][h3 IlU@m********* Fr3mS0$$@*&&&&&29481

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