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Multiple definitions of the term Cooker can be found on [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cooker Urban Dictionary], though none really capture the true nature of the Cooker as demonstrated during the Conn-voy to Kambra 2022. | Multiple definitions of the term Cooker can be found on [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cooker Urban Dictionary], though none really capture the true nature of the Cooker as demonstrated during the Conn-voy to Kambra 2022. | ||
In the Qanon <s>community</s> cult, the "gifted" people who takes Q's cryptic pronouncements (known to the cultists as breadcrumbs) then extrapolate and stretch them into semi-coherant ideas and conspiracies are lovingly known | In the Qanon <s>community</s> cult, the "gifted" people who takes Q's cryptic pronouncements (known to the cultists as breadcrumbs) then extrapolate and stretch them into semi-coherant ideas and conspiracies are lovingly known as Bakers. The cooker is a little lower on the social scale of far right nut jobs. The cooker doesn't really create any new conspiracies, the cooker contributes to the cause by merely believing every conspiracy they ever hear, no matter how far fetched or moronic the conspiracy might be. | ||
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However, even "everyday mums and dads" these days are experts in virology, epidemiology, vaccine development, and developmental psychology, thanks to their use of Facebook. Most of their information has been distributed using the "share" function, and at least 30% of their misinformation comes in the forms of Minions memes. | However, even "everyday mums and dads" these days are experts in virology, epidemiology, vaccine development, and developmental psychology, thanks to their use of Facebook. Most of their information has been distributed using the "share" function, and at least 30% of their misinformation comes in the forms of Minions memes. | ||
[[file:Overcooked-cooker.jpg|left|thumbnail|An overcooked cooker of the 14th Overcooker shock regiment commences their negotiations with members of the Parliamentary security detail during the February 12 "I went to this insurrection and all I got was this shitty flag cape" protests.]] | |||
== Livestreaming == | == Livestreaming == | ||
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It is recommended that, upon encountering a cooker, that one simply ignore them. This will not only deflate their Main Character Syndrome, but will also protect your brain from becoming cooked. | It is recommended that, upon encountering a cooker, that one simply ignore them. This will not only deflate their Main Character Syndrome, but will also protect your brain from becoming cooked. | ||
== Treatment == | == Treatment == | ||