Difference between revisions of "Cooker Rules Of War"

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The following is a collation of the rules of war as dictated by the [[cookers]]
The following is a collation of the rules of war as dictated by the [[cookers]]


''Rule #1'' Hold the line
''Rule #1:'' Hold the line


''Rule #1: '' Claim victory when we lose
''Rule #1: '' Claim victory when we lose
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''Rule #1:'' Divide and conquer
''Rule #1:'' Divide and conquer
''Rule #1:'' There is no leader, we are all the leaders, the leader is in you and has been in you the whole time.


''Rule #2:'' Whats Twitch?
''Rule #2:'' Whats Twitch?


''Rule #2:'' Misinterpret the law so that we can claim ignorance
''Rule #2:'' Misinterpret the law so that we can claim ignorance
''Rule #2:'' Pinkeye? never met her

Revision as of 05:33, 13 February 2022

During the Canberra Siege the greatest leaders of the cooker army wrote down their most infamous treatise they called the Cooker Rules of War. It was devised in a series of different and disparate groups.

The Rules of War =

The following is a collation of the rules of war as dictated by the cookers

Rule #1: Hold the line

Rule #1: Claim victory when we lose

Rule #1: remember your chairs

Rule #1: We should use social media to announce our plans

Rule #1: Divide and conquer

Rule #1: There is no leader, we are all the leaders, the leader is in you and has been in you the whole time.

Rule #2: Whats Twitch?

Rule #2: Misinterpret the law so that we can claim ignorance

Rule #2: Pinkeye? never met her