During the Canberra Siege the greatest leaders of the cooker army wrote down their most infamous treatise they called the Cooker Rules of War. It was devised in a series of different and disparate groups.
The Rules of War
The following is a collation of the rules of war as dictated by the cookers
Rule #1: Hold the line
Rule #1: Claim victory when we lose
Rule #1: remember your chairs
Rule #1: We should use social media to announce our plans
Rule #1: Divide and conquer
Rule #1: There is no leader, we are all the leaders, the leader is in you and has been in you the whole time.
Rule #2: Whats Twitch?
Rule #2: Misinterpret the law so that we can claim ignorance
Rule #2: Pinkeye? never met her