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Revision as of 06:28, 12 February 2022

Sovshit with Severe Substance-Abuse Sleep Dep

About Kanga Dave

David Graham AKA Kanga Guru is an angry little troll who crawled out of some back of Bourke hick town opium den after being lured out by the whiff of sweet sweet grift gofuckme funds by friend, fellow sovshit redneck and glass barbie enthusiast Jimmy Greer. He is frequently seen beside his master, Riccardo Bosi.

Beliefs

Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames

None that our researchers have been able to uncover, which is puzzling given notoriously tough crowd of Freedom bravehearts have been remarkably accommodating of this newcomer commandeering megaphone rights and have been seen tolerating the incoherent racist delusional rantings of this crackhead.

Guru's most cooked moment was probably when he advocated for bombing Parliament House in front of a roaring crowd.

Criminal Charges

Personal Life

The Guru lives on a boat.

Double Agent Allegations

No intelligence agency, police human asset case manager or just graduated journalism student in their first job at some obscure regional news company who are in full possession of their mental faculties would entertain the idea of engaging this offtap cooker as a source, the bloke is a deadset liability. Unless they happened to be a high-functioning methamphetamine addict that is, then using Kanga Kooker as a source would be a smart move. The bloke clearly gets the best shit in town