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   | image = [[File:Maskedhoody.jpg]]
   | image = [[File:Maskedhoody.jpg]]
   | age = 72
   | age = 72
   | gender = Male Conforming
   | gender = Pilot
   | location = Sydney, Australia
   | location = Sydney, Australia
   | occupation = Admiral (ret)
   | occupation = Admiral (ret)
   | height = 5'4"
   | height = 5'4"
   | weight = 55kg
   | weight = 55kg
   | affiliations = Freemasons, Hillsong
   | affiliations = Freemasons, Hillsong, OnlyFans.com, Blacked.com, Xvideos.com, YouPorn.com, Motherless.com, Xnxx.com, Pornhub.com, xHamster.com, RealSRV.com
   | aliases = Hoody, the Admiral, DER COOMER, #Hoodwinked
   | aliases = Hoody, the Admiral, DER COOMER, #Hoodwinked, Cooker Alf Stewart
   | instagram = idk
   | instagram = idk
   | facebook = https://facebook.com/grahamhoodformerpilot
   | facebook = https://facebook.com/grahamhoodformerpilot
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== Personal Life ==
== Personal Life ==
[[File:HoodyBeatsPornAndWife.jpg|thumb|left|300px|Hoody and his wife Michelle]]
[[File:HoodyBeatsPornAndWife.jpg|thumb|left|300px|Hoody and his wife Michelle, in a rare moment when he's not watching porn]]
[[File:Pornaddict.png|thumb|left|300px|Hoody was so addicted to porn he didn't turn up to school and became a thief, page 5 of [https://tij.tv/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/The-Hidden-Battle-eBook.pdf The Hidden Battle: Breaking Free]]]
[[File:Pornaddict.png|thumb|left|300px|Hoody was so addicted to porn he didn't turn up to school and became a thief, page 5 of [https://tij.tv/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/The-Hidden-Battle-eBook.pdf The Hidden Battle: Breaking Free]]]


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Rumour has it that it was during a no-fap November that he realised the Government is all a zionist conspiracy and the vaccines are going to turn the frogs gay.
Rumour has it that it was during a no-fap November that he realised the Government is all a zionist conspiracy and the vaccines are going to turn the frogs gay.
===Hobbies===
* Dancing with the devil


==Battle of EPIC==
==Battle of EPIC==
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==Double agent allegations==
==Double agent allegations==
Rumours have been heard throughout the EPIC camp that Hoody is in fact, a Hillsong plant, actively working for Scott Morrison to sow discord amongst the movement.
Rumours have been heard throughout the EPIC camp that Hoody is in fact, a Hillsong plant, actively working for Scott Morrison to sow discord amongst the movement.
==Mini-mental state examination (MMSE)==
Due to incoherent rambling, this [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mini%E2%80%93Mental_State_Examination Mini Mental State Examination] has been performed during his Karnaval of Kourage tour as part of the Conn-voy to Kambrah, 2022.
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Category
! Possible points
! Score
|-
| Orientation to time
| 5
| 2
|-
| Orientation to place
| 5
| 1
|-
| Registration
| 3
| 2
|-
| Attention and calculation
| 5
| 1
|-
| Recall
| 3
| 2
|-
| Language
| 2
| 2
|-
| Repetition
| 1
| 4*
|-
| Complex commands
| 6
| 2
|}
Several independent assessors have given him an average score of 4/1 (range 2-7) for repetition. Despite this, he has scored 16/30, which makes the diagnosis of dementia highly likely.


== Story Time with Hoody ==
== Story Time with Hoody ==

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