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J-a-n-a-y-a Markwell, also known as Roller Girl, is from the Gold Coast, Australia. She is the official beat reporter for the camp. | J-a-n-a-y-a Markwell, also known as Roller Girl, is a simpleton, from the Gold Coast, Australia. She is the official beat reporter for the camp. | ||
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==About Janaya== | ==About Janaya== | ||
[[File:Thighs.PNG|thumb|left|rumour has it Janaya's thighs can crush the skull of | [[File:Thighs.PNG|thumb|left|rumour has it Janaya's thighs can crush the skull of a UN police officer]] | ||
Janaya can be found rolling through the streets of camp EPIC on a set of rollerskates, spreading her infectious positivity wherever she can. | |||
Her signature move is complete obliviousness and lack of awareness, which has resulted in her almost being kidnapped on several occasions | Her signature move is complete obliviousness and lack of awareness, which has resulted in her almost being kidnapped on several occasions. | ||
== Things Janaya knows == | == Things Janaya knows == | ||
* | * Not many | ||
== Things Janaya doesn't know == | == Things Janaya doesn't know == | ||
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* What Jonestown was | * What Jonestown was | ||
* Why they can't just share the space with the Canberra show | * Why they can't just share the space with the Canberra show | ||
* Too numerous to list | |||
Too numerous to list | |||
== Current Status == | == Current Status == | ||
[[File:Holdtheline.PNG|thumb|left| | [[File:Holdtheline.PNG|thumb|left|]] | ||
Unfortunately, the freemason's failed to send Janaya a wikipedia article about Jonestown or Waco before it was too late. Now, with all the grifter 'leaders' gone, she has become one of the defacto leaders of the poor and disenfranchised skitzoids and idiots that have been taken advantage of. | Unfortunately, the freemason's failed to send Janaya a wikipedia article about Jonestown or Waco before it was too late. Now, with all the grifter 'leaders' gone, she has become one of the defacto leaders of the poor and disenfranchised skitzoids and idiots that have been taken advantage of. | ||
Latest revision as of 02:15, 11 March 2022
J-a-n-a-y-a Markwell, also known as Roller Girl, is a simpleton, from the Gold Coast, Australia. She is the official beat reporter for the camp.
No, I haven't heard of Jonestown, what's that?
— Roller Girl, Camp EPIC
I'm not too sure about Waco or what that's about.
— Roller Girl, Camp EPIC
About Janaya
Janaya can be found rolling through the streets of camp EPIC on a set of rollerskates, spreading her infectious positivity wherever she can.
Her signature move is complete obliviousness and lack of awareness, which has resulted in her almost being kidnapped on several occasions.
Things Janaya knows
- Not many
Things Janaya doesn't know
- Rope and Zipties in a random car are potential red flags.
- What Chloroform smells like (but it is a familiar smell)
- What Waco was
- What Jonestown was
- Why they can't just share the space with the Canberra show
- Too numerous to list
Current Status
Unfortunately, the freemason's failed to send Janaya a wikipedia article about Jonestown or Waco before it was too late. Now, with all the grifter 'leaders' gone, she has become one of the defacto leaders of the poor and disenfranchised skitzoids and idiots that have been taken advantage of.