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| affiliations = Innocence | | affiliations = Innocence | ||
| aliases = Roller Girl, Flower Child, Rollerskates-1-actual | | aliases = Roller Girl, Flower Child, Rollerskates-1-actual | ||
| instagram = https://www.instagram.com/convoyrollergirl/ | | instagram = https://www.instagram.com/convoyrollergirl/ <br />https://www.instagram.com/janayajanee/ <br /> https://www.instagram.com/chippynaynay/ | ||
| facebook = https://www.facebook.com/convoyrollergirl/ | | facebook = https://www.facebook.com/convoyrollergirl/ | ||
| telegram = idk | | telegram = idk | ||
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J-a-n-a-y-a Markwell, also known as Roller Girl, is a simpleton, from the Gold Coast, Australia. She is the official beat reporter for the camp. | J-a-n-a-y-a Markwell, also known as Roller Girl, is a simpleton, from the Gold Coast, Australia. She is the official beat reporter for the camp. | ||
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==About Janaya== | |||
[[File:Thighs.PNG|thumb|left|rumour has it Janaya's thighs can crush the skull of a UN police officer]] | |||
Janaya can be found rolling through the streets of camp EPIC on a set of rollerskates, spreading her infectious positivity wherever she can. | |||
Her signature move is complete obliviousness and lack of awareness, which has resulted in her almost being kidnapped on several occasions. | |||
== Things Janaya knows == | == Things Janaya knows == | ||
* Not many | |||
== Things Janaya doesn't know == | == Things Janaya doesn't know == | ||
* Rope and Zipties in a random car are potential red flags. | * Rope and Zipties in a random car are potential red flags. | ||
* What Chloroform smells like | * What Chloroform smells like (but it is a familiar smell) | ||
Too numerous to list | * What Waco was | ||
* What Jonestown was | |||
* Why they can't just share the space with the Canberra show | |||
* Too numerous to list | |||
== Current Status == | |||
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Unfortunately, the freemason's failed to send Janaya a wikipedia article about Jonestown or Waco before it was too late. Now, with all the grifter 'leaders' gone, she has become one of the defacto leaders of the poor and disenfranchised skitzoids and idiots that have been taken advantage of. | |||