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==About Janaya==
==About Janaya==
Janaya can be found rolling through the streets of camp EPIC, spreading her infectious positivity wherever she can.
Poor little rich girl Janaya can be found rolling through the streets of camp EPIC on a set of rollerskates that cost more than her phone, spreading her infectious positivity wherever she can.


Her signature move is complete obliviousness and lack of awareness, which has resulted in her almost being kidnapped on several occasions.
Her signature move is complete obliviousness and lack of awareness, which has resulted in her almost being kidnapped on several occasions, and considering her parents are too wealthy for her to qualify for welfare her signature financial position is broke, but that's okay because she has plenty of time left to be able to make bank by trading off her good looks.


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== Things Janaya knows ==
== Things Janaya knows ==
Not many, if any
how to batter her eyelids and get other people to pay for her. apart from that, not much.


== Things Janaya doesn't know ==
== Things Janaya doesn't know ==
Too numerous to list
Too numerous to list

Revision as of 15:46, 11 February 2022

J-a-n-a-y-a Markwell, also known as Roller Girl, is a simpleton, from the Gold Coast, Australia. She is the official beat reporter for the camp.

About Janaya

Poor little rich girl Janaya can be found rolling through the streets of camp EPIC on a set of rollerskates that cost more than her phone, spreading her infectious positivity wherever she can.

Her signature move is complete obliviousness and lack of awareness, which has resulted in her almost being kidnapped on several occasions, and considering her parents are too wealthy for her to qualify for welfare her signature financial position is broke, but that's okay because she has plenty of time left to be able to make bank by trading off her good looks.

No, I haven't heard of Jonestown, what's that?


— Roller Girl, Camp EPIC

I'm not too sure about Waco or what that's about.


— Roller Girl, Camp EPIC

Things Janaya knows

how to batter her eyelids and get other people to pay for her. apart from that, not much.

Things Janaya doesn't know

Too numerous to list