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===About Mission2Melbourne=== | ===About Mission2Melbourne=== | ||
[[File:m2m_poster.webp|thumb|right|Mission2Melbourne Flyer]] | |||
The Mission2Melbourne was a protest event engineered and run by [[Tami_Jane|Tami Jane (aka Shithat)]] which commenced on October 7, 2022. Supposed to take place over 5 days, people from all over the world were encouraged to flood the streets of Melbourne through physical attendance and marches around various sites, in order to renounce the broad COVID-19 restrictions imposed by the Governments, which were actually ending on Oct 12, 2022 anyway. | The Mission2Melbourne was a protest event engineered and run by [[Tami_Jane|Tami Jane (aka Shithat)]] which commenced on October 7, 2022. Supposed to take place over 5 days, people from all over the world were encouraged to flood the streets of Melbourne through physical attendance and marches around various sites, in order to renounce the broad COVID-19 restrictions imposed by the Governments, which were actually ending on Oct 12, 2022 anyway. | ||
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===Itinerary=== | ===Itinerary=== | ||
[[File:m2m_itinerary.webp | [[File:m2m_itinerary.webp]] | ||
During their time in Melbourne, cookers would march in a disorganised fashion between a couple of different locations: | During their time in Melbourne, cookers would march in a disorganised fashion between a couple of different locations: | ||
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====The Lap Of Love==== | ====The Lap Of Love==== | ||
[[File:m2m_lap_of_love.png| | [[File:m2m_lap_of_love.png|400px]] | ||
[[File:m2m_lap_trolls.png|thumb|right|Lap Of Love Trolls]] | [[File:m2m_lap_trolls.png|thumb|right|Lap Of Love Trolls]] | ||
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* [https://rumble.com/v1nnmbo-mission2melbourne-realtime-updates.html Watch --> Mission2Melbourne Lap Of Love - Realtime Updates (Rumble: Cafe Cocks Out)] | * [https://rumble.com/v1nnmbo-mission2melbourne-realtime-updates.html Watch --> Mission2Melbourne Lap Of Love - Realtime Updates (Rumble: Cafe Cocks Out)] | ||
<youtube>2K0E9dqTgk8</youtube> | <youtube>2K0E9dqTgk8</youtube> | ||
=====The Lap Of Cum===== | =====The Lap Of Cum===== | ||
[[File:m2m_lap_cum.png| | [[File:m2m_lap_cum.png|400px]] | ||
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The concept of the '''Lap Of Cum''' was first coined by notorious twitch streamer [https://www.twitch.tv/warboat Warboat], as a parody in response to Tami Jane's initial strange description of the event which appeared to be packed with innuendo. Twitch user Real_hippyau developed this theme further into a narrative where the ''Lap Of Cum'' was supposed to be a healing exercise, engineered to flood the streets and bring healing cum-energy to the people of Melbourne who had suffered under the Ring of Steel (aka a cum-bubble). | The concept of the '''Lap Of Cum''' was first coined by notorious twitch streamer [https://www.twitch.tv/warboat Warboat], as a parody in response to Tami Jane's initial strange description of the event which appeared to be packed with innuendo. Twitch user Real_hippyau developed this theme further into a narrative where the ''Lap Of Cum'' was supposed to be a healing exercise, engineered to flood the streets and bring healing cum-energy to the people of Melbourne who had suffered under the Ring of Steel (aka a cum-bubble). | ||
* [https://twitter.com/DiscoDeadPigeon/status/1572052895935397888 Watch --> @discodeadpigeon Tami Jane talking about her Lap Of Cum (Twitter)] | * [https://twitter.com/DiscoDeadPigeon/status/1572052895935397888 Watch --> @discodeadpigeon Tami Jane talking about her Lap Of Cum (Twitter)] | ||
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The message started to spread around, and soon enough ''Lap of Cum'' was a household phrase: | The message started to spread around, and soon enough ''Lap of Cum'' was a household phrase: | ||
* [https://www.twitch.tv/cookerwatch/clip/ReliableGrossPlumNinjaGrumpy-R-W1pRFdsrgXj3mQ Watch --> Laps of Derek - Getting the message out there (Twitch)] | * [https://www.twitch.tv/cookerwatch/clip/ReliableGrossPlumNinjaGrumpy-R-W1pRFdsrgXj3mQ Watch --> Laps of Derek - Getting the message out there (Twitch)] | ||
* [https://www.twitch.tv/cookerwatch/clip/OilySeductiveFerretLeeroyJenkins-SohFXasAOn8b2TEi Watch --> Leonie Laps of C*m (Twitch)] | * [https://www.twitch.tv/cookerwatch/clip/OilySeductiveFerretLeeroyJenkins-SohFXasAOn8b2TEi Watch --> Leonie Laps of C*m (Twitch)] | ||
The ''Lap Of Cum'' was considered a terrific success over the actual, dismal, Lap Of Love. | The ''Lap Of Cum'' was considered a terrific success over the actual, dismal, Lap Of Love. | ||
* [https://rumble.com/v1lt51u-mission2melbourne-cum-shortages-and-cum-farm-closures.html Watch --> Mission2Melbourne - Cum Shortages and Cum Farm Closures (Rumble)] | * [https://rumble.com/v1lt51u-mission2melbourne-cum-shortages-and-cum-farm-closures.html Watch --> Mission2Melbourne - Cum Shortages and Cum Farm Closures (Rumble)] | ||
<youtube>rcMStaACWxM</youtube> | |||
* [https://rumble.com/v1mlv7a-mission2melbourne-fck-yeah.html Watch --> Mission2Melbourne Promo F*ck Yeah (Rumble)] | * [https://rumble.com/v1mlv7a-mission2melbourne-fck-yeah.html Watch --> Mission2Melbourne Promo F*ck Yeah (Rumble)] | ||
[[File:m2m_lap_of_cum_map.jpg| | [[File:m2m_lap_of_cum_map.jpg|500px]]<br/> | ||
Lap Of Cum Map (''courtesy: krrusstt / Real_Hippyau'') | |||
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====March of Honour==== | ====March of Honour==== | ||
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<youtube>9-lPDy0EDEw</youtube> | <youtube>9-lPDy0EDEw</youtube> | ||
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====The Assange Human Centipede==== | |||
[[File:m2m_cookers_assange.jpg|border|400px]]<br/> | |||
(''Cookers mix with the Free Assange Protest'') | |||
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Cookers appropriated the Free Assange protest to make their numbers seem greater, and subsequently joined in to form a human centipede. | Cookers appropriated the Free Assange protest to make their numbers seem greater, and subsequently joined in to form a human centipede. | ||
The intention of the Free Assange | The intention of the Free Assange protesters was to form a human chain around Flinders Street Station, covering both the Yarra foot bridge, and reconnecting on Princes Bridge. However, even with the aptly named Bridge Walker there and despite blocking Swanson Street, the numbers were to small and a circle could not be realised. | ||
A | A protester wearing a "Free Assange" shirt reportedly stormed off after being abused by cookers for wearing a face mask, whom he told to "Fuck off". | ||
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpDs70JxdjI Watch --> Free Assange Human Chain Rally Melbourne Australia 8 October 2022] | * [https://www.facebook.com/RegionalRebel/videos/762650614821372/ Watch --> Bridge Walker {Rural Rebel} covers Assange Protest (FaceBook)] | ||
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpDs70JxdjI Watch --> Free Assange Human Chain Rally Melbourne Australia 8 October 2022 (YouTube)] | |||
<youtube>zpDs70JxdjI</youtube> | <youtube>zpDs70JxdjI</youtube> | ||
====More Marching==== | ====More Marching==== | ||
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[[File:m2m_tractors_are_cumming.png|thumb|right|Tractors are Cumming To Melbourne]] | [[File:m2m_tractors_are_cumming.png|thumb|right|Tractors are Cumming To Melbourne]] | ||
[[File:m2m_two_tractors.png | [[File:m2m_two_tractors.png]]<br/> | ||
''(Two Tractors)'' | |||
In an amazing show of Dutch Farmer Courage, | In an amazing show of Dutch Farmer Courage, two tractors showed up, at a quoted cost of $3000 for logistics to perform the appearance. As they were not suitable for road use, they remained restrained on the trays of tow trucks. | ||
Donations were solicited by the organizers to help pay for the huge cost of bringing two tractors into Melbourne. | Donations were solicited by the organizers to help pay for the huge cost of bringing two tractors into Melbourne. | ||
====The Media Lies, Government Lies March==== | ====The Media Lies, Government Lies March==== | ||
At an early 8:00am start, many cookers were complaining of sore feat and tiredness, having | At an early 8:00am start, many cookers were complaining of sore feat, exhaustion and general tiredness, having completed 4 days of marching already. The energy was quite low. | ||
Canberra Cookers applied stickers to the Channel 7 building, which [[Amanda_Sheedy|Sheedy]] spent a long time ranting whilst removing them in a video ('''link needed'''). | Canberra Cookers applied stickers to the Channel 7 building, which [[Amanda_Sheedy|Sheedy]] spent a long time ranting whilst removing them in a video ('''link needed'''). | ||
[[File:m2m_low_energy.png | [[File:m2m_low_energy.png|350px]]<br/> | ||
''(Low Cooker Energy)'' | |||
===The Dramas=== | ===The Dramas=== | ||
On the second day, [[Michael_Gray_Grifter|Michael Gray Grifter]] was bashed and subsequently donned a pirate style eye-patch, while not long after | * On the second day, [[Michael_Gray_Grifter|Michael Gray Grifter]] was bashed and subsequently donned a pirate style eye-patch, while not long after the basher posted a detailed response video. | ||
* [https://rumble.com/v1n3dy0-my-freedom-tribe-stop-the-division-now.html Watch --> My Freedom Tribe, Stop the Division Now (Rumble)] | ** [https://rumble.com/v1n3dy0-my-freedom-tribe-stop-the-division-now.html Watch --> My Freedom Tribe, Stop the Division Now (Rumble)] | ||
* [https://www.facebook.com/insert.sim.here/videos/486905433356785/ Watch --> The REAL story about Michael Griffths (FaceBook)] | <youtube>n9rjwpTEw6Q</youtube> | ||
** [https://www.facebook.com/insert.sim.here/videos/486905433356785/ Watch --> The REAL story about Michael Griffths (FaceBook)] | |||
Canberra Cookers did much shouting and abusing, and made it into the MSM | * '''Canberra Cookers''' did much shouting and abusing, and made it into the MSM | ||
* [https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/feuding-freedom-fighters-tear-apart-antivax-movement/news-story/b6a9a70615389a8ef5b0faa6d917bcc3 Watch --> 'Feuding ‘freedom fighters’ tear apart anti-vax movement' (News.com.au)] | ** [https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/feuding-freedom-fighters-tear-apart-antivax-movement/news-story/b6a9a70615389a8ef5b0faa6d917bcc3 Watch --> 'Feuding ‘freedom fighters’ tear apart anti-vax movement' (News.com.au)] | ||
Auditing Australia Mayhem | *Auditing Australia Mayhem | ||
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbFkyl6_GKQ Watch --> Live Mission 2 Melbourne Mayhem (YouTube)] | ** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbFkyl6_GKQ Watch --> Live Mission 2 Melbourne Mayhem (YouTube)] | ||
<youtube>NbFkyl6_GKQ</youtube> | <youtube>NbFkyl6_GKQ</youtube> | ||
One Arrest | *One Arrest | ||
* [https://twitter.com/ProhibidoHippo/status/1579383999818268672 Watch --> One goes to the bin (Twitter)] | ** [https://twitter.com/ProhibidoHippo/status/1579383999818268672 Watch --> One goes to the bin (Twitter)] | ||
===The Aftermath=== | |||
*Tami Jane is 'gifted' a luxury get away. | |||
** [https://mobile.twitter.com/KenBerhan/status/1581143285523165184 Hi Guys, just sharing a little love and light here from the Grampians. Sorry I couldn't make the protest march today or Morgan's Freedom Party Victoria launch. My tootsies were just too sore still from all that walking at Mission2Melbourne. The spa is amazing guys. Tami Jane. (Twitter)] | |||
[[Amanda_Sheedy|Amanda Sheedy]] unloads on Tami Jane, the Canberra Cookers and Mission2Melbourne. | *[[Amanda_Sheedy|Amanda Sheedy]] unloads on Tami Jane, the Canberra Cookers and Mission2Melbourne. | ||
* [https://twitter.com/KenBerhan/status/1582256393939083269 Watch --> Sheedz unloads (Twitter)] | ** [https://twitter.com/KenBerhan/status/1582256393939083269 Watch --> Sheedz unloads (Twitter)] | ||
Tami Jane - Bucket-gate - 'So these photos are going around accusing M2Melb for collecting money at the rally AND also accusing Hoodie of collecting money.' | *Tami Jane - Bucket-gate - 'So these photos are going around accusing M2Melb for collecting money at the rally AND also accusing Hoodie of collecting money.' | ||
* [https://www.facebook.com/Tamijaneheals/posts/pfbid02woNjDnhWEvE3AEBJmiEZWw9pHdyaKSxFgwNfuQ5nZDE9tGBHSa8WByxoskUXkt42l See --> Tami Jane (FaceBook)] | ** [https://www.facebook.com/Tamijaneheals/posts/pfbid02woNjDnhWEvE3AEBJmiEZWw9pHdyaKSxFgwNfuQ5nZDE9tGBHSa8WByxoskUXkt42l See --> Tami Jane (FaceBook)] | ||
Tami Jane cries after her treatment. | *Tami Jane cries after her treatment. | ||
* [https://clips.twitch.tv/PlumpDependablePastaBCouch-qfJVra2JoMhXJZKE Watch --> #TriggeredTami (Twitch Clip)] | ** [https://clips.twitch.tv/PlumpDependablePastaBCouch-qfJVra2JoMhXJZKE Watch --> #TriggeredTami (Twitch Clip)] | ||
[[Sosig_Rob|Ribber Table]] provides mumbling commentary about the embarrassment of the movement, including the embarrassing videos. | *[[Sosig_Rob|Ribber Table]] provides mumbling commentary about the embarrassment of the movement, including the embarrassing videos. | ||
* [https://youtu.be/PPAble3IHHI Watch --> embarasment of movement? are we all bad? no! (YouTube)] | ** [https://youtu.be/PPAble3IHHI Watch --> embarasment of movement? are we all bad? no! (YouTube)] | ||
<youtube>PPAble3IHHI</youtube> | <youtube>PPAble3IHHI</youtube> | ||