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Rumour has it, his birth was the result of an accident at Johnson & Johnsons' main Rogaine production facility. | Rumour has it, his birth was the result of an accident at Johnson & Johnsons' main Rogaine production facility. | ||
Tony is an illustrious drop shipping tycoon, who enjoys threatening people with defamation lawsuits for leaving accurate reviews on his shitty | Tony is an illustrious drop shipping tycoon, who enjoys threatening people with defamation lawsuits for leaving accurate reviews on his shitty Chinese products. | ||
== Cooker Drama Hour == | |||
Tony, and/or his wife Linda, dropped a bombshell on February 27, 2022, accusing [[Gabe|Egg]] of beating the shit out of his girlfriend, and subsequently providing photographic evidence of the results of said incident. | |||
This has caused a fallout between the once loving pair, though Tony has recently professed his enduring love for the scrambled egg, and a willingness to help him change, while professing his strong dislike for the actions in question. However, during a Bolivian marching powder fuelled rant, alone, the egg strongly rebuked these attempts at reconciliation. | |||