Warboat

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**WARNING** IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON APPROACH & CONVERSE WITH CAUTION, THIS MAN IS AN AFP UNDERCOVER COP

WARNING TERRORIST AHEAD


About Warboat

Warboat has no actual friends so he had to resort to make pretend friends on telegram groups such as Harrison McClean, Nazi groups and Melbourne Freedom Rally.

On Christmas Day of 2021, a drunk Warboat challenged a rando on telegram to a fight at the Altona pier. Clearly Warboat did not have friends or family to celebrate Christmas with. The rando continues to live in warboat’s head to this day.

Beliefs

A short educational video about only but a few of the myriad and wide ranging beliefs of this cooker can be viewed here https://youtu.be/0Y80y6lPGLA (NSFW)

Criminal Charges

None, Warboat doesnt actually attend real freedom rallies. Not whilst hes in civvi capacity anyway


Personal Life

Warboat is a loving father with a family who lives in a certain address in Altona that Harrison McLean disclosed in a public chat and who drives a 7-seater that he disclosed in a separate public chat.

Warboat pretends to know krypto but actually has no clue. In Warboat’s definition, krypto is moneyable program.

Double agent allegations

Theyre not allegations, this gronk is actually AFP

WARNING TERRORIST PILOT