Karen Brewer

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EVERYONE IS FREEMASONS DE MOLAY

About Karen

Karen Brewer is a self-styled Freemason Hunter located in Wellington, New Zealand. She is a clinically diagnosed psychopath who's hobbies include demasculating innocent unsuspecting cookers who naively join in one of her Bush Tucker voice chats for the first time and making them sit rocking back in forth in the shower afterwards, inciting Australians to kidnap the Govenors in their respective states and dancing with pedophile fairies at the bottom of her backyard.

Beliefs

Karen strongly believes that anyone and everyone she sees is a Freemason DeMolay...or has been abused by them. We have never quite been able to track down equivocally what exactly a Freemason DeMolay is, but if someone does know can they please update this wiki.

Cooker Influencer Cred/Claim to Fames


Criminal Charges

If she doesnt have any already then she probably should. The woman is a serial murderer waiting to happen.

Personal Life

If she has a man (or woman) in her life then they are likely cut up in pieces and wrapped up in a garbage bag buried underneath a slab of concrete in her backyard.


Double Agent Allegations