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During the [[Dunny Kirk Evacuation]], '''Major Ken Behrans''' was deployed in the [[Battle-Barina]] in a action of area denial, force multiplication and strategically-applied road rage. The Barina battle wagon suffered minor damage in the altercation, however due to its rugged construction it was easily buffed out with a bit of spit and polish. The ultimate result of this altercation, was a severely bruised ego of two [[:Category:Cookers|cookers]] and the disablement of a [[cooker]] battle mobile. | During the [[Dunny Kirk Evacuation]], '''Major Ken Behrans''' was deployed in the [[Battle-Barina]] in a action of area denial, force multiplication and strategically-applied road rage. The Barina battle wagon suffered minor damage in the altercation, however due to its rugged construction it was easily buffed out with a bit of spit and polish. The ultimate result of this altercation, was a severely bruised ego of two [[:Category:Cookers|cookers]] and the disablement of a [[cooker]] battle mobile. | ||
Upon being identified as the perpetrator, Queen Ken Behrans proudly declared "Hi yep ME!" and informed her audience that the police did not press charges and the cookers would have to pay all damages - as they rightfully SHOULD. She was threatened by the cookers attacks both on her city and her Barina. | |||
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== Queen of Canberra == | |||
The citizens of Canberra have decided to declare her to be our queen. Despite vicious attacks from hate-filled cookers, the people of Canberra continue to rally around their queen and are subscribing to her only fans in record numbers. | |||