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[[File:GuruKek.png|thumb|500px|left|You can always trust Guru]]
[[File:GuruKek.png|thumb|500px|left|You can always trust Guru]]
===Always be grifting===
===Always be grifting===
Guru lives by the mantra 'Always be grifting' (ABG), such as when he was soliciting donations to buy a fantasy micronation.
Guru lives by the mantra 'Always be grifting' (ABG), such as when he was soliciting donations from absolutely destitute people to buy a fantasy micronation.


==Double Agent Allegations==
==Double Agent Allegations==
No intelligence agency, police human asset case manager or  just graduated journalism student in their first job at some obscure regional news company who are in full possession of their mental faculties would entertain the idea of engaging this offtap cooker as a source, the bloke is a deadset liability. Unless they happened to be a high-functioning methamphetamine addict that is, then using Kanga Kooker as a source would be a smart move. The bloke clearly gets the best shit in town
No intelligence agency, police human asset case manager or  just graduated journalism student in their first job at some obscure regional news company who are in full possession of their mental faculties would entertain the idea of engaging this offtap cooker as a source, the bloke is a deadset liability. Unless they happened to be a high-functioning methamphetamine addict that is, then using Kanga Kooker as a source would be a smart move. The bloke clearly gets the best shit in town
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