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* Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth. | * Convoy to Canberra really heated up (the meth pipes). The convoy saw all flavors of cookers to come to Canberra, including sovereign citizens, anti-vaxxers, tin-foil hat wearers, and right-wing nut jobs. They protested the government for a variety of idiotic fucking reasons for example: vaccines, masks, pedophile cabal in the government, treason of the government because it's a corporation or some shit, chemtrails, globalism, global banking cabal, and so on and so fucking forth. | ||
* On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend. | * On Friday 11th, around 5:30pm, a large influx of cookers from across the country arrived in Camp Cooked to prepare for protests scheduled for the weekend. | ||
** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the EPIC Campground to slow their entry. | ** ACT Police blocked off roads leading into the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] to slow their entry. | ||
** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS? | ** WILL THEY EVER REACH 5 MILLION PROTESTORS? WHO KNOWS? | ||
** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the EPIC Campground at this very time. | ** The density of unintelligence in the universe has been identified as the [[Camp EPIC|EPIC Campground]] at this very time. | ||
* The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before. | * The Cookers have scheduled an early morning meeting for Saturday 12th at 9am, and to wake up early enough, would need to drink half the number of beers the night before. | ||
** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] | ** This is apparently named [[Operation Sovereign Storm]] | ||