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(Created page with "Category:Cookers {{CookerInfoBox | image = File:Kanga.jpg | age = Looks like hes at least 50, in reality is likely to only be about 35 or so | gender = Male | occupation = Concretor, but one suspects the sacks of concrete sand are almost bigger than he is | location = Wollongong, New South Wales | height = Gnarly and gnome-like in stature | weight = how fat can you be when you exist off tinnies, winnie blues and shard? | affiliations = Hawk...") |
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== Personal Life == | == Personal Life == | ||
The guru lives on a boat. | |||
==Double Agent Allegations== | ==Double Agent Allegations== | ||
No intelligence agency, police human asset case manager or just graduated journalism student in their first job at some obscure regional news company who are in full possession of their mental faculties would entertain the idea of engaging this offtap cooker as a source, the bloke is a deadset liability. Unless they happened to be a high-functioning methamphetamine addict that is, then using Kanga Kooker as a source would be a smart move. The bloke clearly gets the best shit in town | No intelligence agency, police human asset case manager or just graduated journalism student in their first job at some obscure regional news company who are in full possession of their mental faculties would entertain the idea of engaging this offtap cooker as a source, the bloke is a deadset liability. Unless they happened to be a high-functioning methamphetamine addict that is, then using Kanga Kooker as a source would be a smart move. The bloke clearly gets the best shit in town | ||