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[[Category:Cooker SuperSpreader Events]]
{{CookerWar
{{CookerWar
   | name = Operation Sovereign Storm
   | name = Operation Sovereign Storm
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   | date = February 2022 – ''present''<br />
   | date = February 2022 – ''present''<br />
   | place = Antivaxx Refugee Camp in Canberra, ACT, Australia
   | place = Antivaxx Refugee Camp in Canberra, ACT, Australia
   | result = Planned
   | result = Cooker Retreat
 
 
Evacuation of Eleventy-billion cookers (2.2 metric [[Cooktillion|cooktillions]])
 
 
Successful discovery of multiple lost children.
 
 
Joel who was rescued from a parking lot in fyshwick.
 
   | side1 = Cookers
   | side1 = Cookers
  | side2 = Normal Sane People
Drug Paraphenalia
'''Alleged support:'''


Freemasons, ASIO, AFP, ACT Police
[[3rd_Division_Cooker_Cosplayers]]
 
 
  | side2 = AFP
 
EPIC Management
 
Lifeline Bookfair Resistance
 
Canberra Show bump-in team
 
Canberra at large
 
'''alleged support'''
 
Freemasons, ASIO, satanic cabal, Dan andrews
   | commanders1 =  
   | commanders1 =  
[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]]
[[Riccardo Bosi|Bosi]]
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   | casual2    = ACT sewerage system
   | casual2    = ACT sewerage system
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[[File:obama-inauguration.jpg|300px|thumb|left|A million people at the inauguration of Barack Obama]]Operation Sovereign Storm was a planned incursion on Canberra, ACT, Australia on the 12th of February at 9am.
[[File:obama-inauguration.jpg|300px|thumb|left|A million people at the inauguration of Barack Obama]]Operation Sovereign Storm was a planned incursion on Canberra, ACT, Australia on the 12th of February at 9am.
The name of the incursion was chosen by [[Riccardo Bosi]], echoing his military past.
The name of the incursion was chosen by [[Riccardo Bosi]], echoing his military past.
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TL;DR Based on Obama's 1 million number and comparative analysis of the area size of the Washington mall and the grassy area of federation mall, the Illuminati's propaganda unit estimate the cooker protest yesterday to be ~12,500-14,000.
TL;DR Based on Obama's 1 million number and comparative analysis of the area size of the Washington mall and the grassy area of federation mall, the Illuminati's propaganda unit estimate the cooker protest yesterday to be ~12,500-14,000.
== THE BERRA STRIKES BACK? ==
* [https://streamable.com/xp5r3q Video of alleged Canberran partisan striking back against the cookers.]
On 13 February 2022, the Freemason discord received a copy of a video allegedly showing a young Canberran woman confronting a cooker. The video shows a minor accident, with the Canberran partisan having allegedly rear-ended the Cooker's car at traffic lights. Upon being confronted, the young Canberran woman says "YA FOIKIN BOGAN SLUT! GET DA FUGG OUDDA CANBERRA YA SLUT!" - This verbal altercation continues until the Canberran woman appears to drive off. However, she then decides to instead mount the front end of the Cooker's car with hers in a show of utter dominance. Due to NSW plates and clear insanity, it is unsure whether the young woman is a real canberran partisan or a freemason plant. Either way, she gave off absolute #QUEEN energy.

Latest revision as of 04:10, 15 February 2022

A million people at the inauguration of Barack Obama

Operation Sovereign Storm was a planned incursion on Canberra, ACT, Australia on the 12th of February at 9am.

The name of the incursion was chosen by Riccardo Bosi, echoing his military past.

Loserpalooza

The Illuminati propaganda unit here at Cookerpedia decided to do an estimate of the crowd because they were sick of cookers claim that there were a million people there. Anyone who knows Canberra knows that the lawns outside APH are not going to hold fucking 1 million people, but anyway.

Area of loserpalooza

The attached images show Obama's 1 million for his 2009 inauguration compared with the numbers for Loserpalooza yesterday. They've also kindly used google maps to get an estimate for the area of the national mall and the usable area of federation mall.

Another estimate of area

A couple of notes: They've included the garden area in federation mall because the cookers were definitely overflowing slightly beyond the grassy mall area itself. They're also not sure how much of Washington mall was captured in that photo, so have tried to be conservative.

TL;DR Based on Obama's 1 million number and comparative analysis of the area size of the Washington mall and the grassy area of federation mall, the Illuminati's propaganda unit estimate the cooker protest yesterday to be ~12,500-14,000.

THE BERRA STRIKES BACK?

On 13 February 2022, the Freemason discord received a copy of a video allegedly showing a young Canberran woman confronting a cooker. The video shows a minor accident, with the Canberran partisan having allegedly rear-ended the Cooker's car at traffic lights. Upon being confronted, the young Canberran woman says "YA FOIKIN BOGAN SLUT! GET DA FUGG OUDDA CANBERRA YA SLUT!" - This verbal altercation continues until the Canberran woman appears to drive off. However, she then decides to instead mount the front end of the Cooker's car with hers in a show of utter dominance. Due to NSW plates and clear insanity, it is unsure whether the young woman is a real canberran partisan or a freemason plant. Either way, she gave off absolute #QUEEN energy.